Beefy McChode

An angry short fat tool who thinks he's cool. This person also gets no pussy. They also refer to themselves as "stocky" or "big boned".

Jack thinks wearing a tight shirt will show off his muscles, but it is only showing everyone that he is a Beefy McChode.

by Dogfood11 April 4, 2017

a la macho

To unbutton your shirt or wear a very low cut T-shirt to expose your chest hair no matter how innapropriete of a situation it may be.

Dude I know you wanna pick someone up but this is a wedding and you're the best man so you can not wear your shirt a la macho!

by MrGomez January 14, 2018

sleeping macho

v. to sleep with only a white t-shirt on and no underpants

I was sleeping macho and my dog started licking my ass

by turkeyloafer July 13, 2007

machostache

a "handlebar" style mustache. This type of mustache, during the 1970's, was quite preferable among men of many different backgrounds; however, today, is rarely found to be worn by any other than White Trash type guys. (i.e. truck drivers, construction workers, cops, and almost all trailer park dwellers) Is often accompanied by long hair, dirty, greasy clothes, and netted baseball caps.

Is it my imagination, or did every guy at that last A.A. meeting have a machostache?

by RyGuy82 August 25, 2011

Macho Row

If you go out of your way to find heavy objects to lift, red meat to eat, and do whatever you can to handle your business the best way you know how, then you are Macho Row. Notable members: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Pat Tillman (RIP), Richard Kuklinski, John Rambo, Ronald Reagan, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Ray Lewis, The U.S. Armed Forces, Ted Kennedy, Robert DeNiro, The '72 Dolphins...

Dude, you just ate a 72oz steak, did 1000 push-ups, drank a handle of Jack, killed that guy with your bare hands and fucked his girlfriend...you are Macho Row.

by Macho Row February 28, 2008

Machook

Refers to a word that means whatever you want it to be. It is analogous to the blank tile in scrabble as it can be used for anything.

A machook is a machook.

I machooked a machook last night and I machooked in her face.

What up machook?

Machook machook?

by Belsky December 24, 2008

machoice

(n.)DEFINITION1; a black girl who bathes in perfume and dresses like a slut, who is in a band with other girls named Lakisha, Latoya, Faith, and Hope.
(v.) to go whoopass on someone; go apeshit, or freak out.

Damn Creigh, did you see that machoice walking down the street?

Don't make me go machoice on ya now, Creigh!

by Car&Laur January 10, 2008