mutten chops

very big and/or thick sideburns that go down the side of your face or towards the back of your head

liz has mutton chops, not pork chops, kevin

by Anonymous January 26, 2003

mutten chops

very long and very thick side burns
(if some1 has these u can also call the petting zoo)

nealy and liz have muttenchops and they are petting zoo's

by fatboy January 26, 2003

muttonchops

A better extended version of sideburns.
Narrower at the temple, broad at lower jaw.
See General Burnside.

My brother is growing kick-ass muttonchops.

by mud January 4, 2005

muttonchops

A style of beard in which the sideburns are gown out and allowed to merge with the moustaches, while the chin is shaved bare.

Muttonchops went out of style a long time ago.

by Shard February 28, 2005

Friendly muttonchop

The act of cooking and eating a sheep that was previously your lover, usually served at a large meal

I can't believe Tom served the friendly muttonchops at thanksgiving

by Kntryson May 18, 2017

muttonchops

Thick, long, and unsightly sideburns that emit a mystique of uncleanliness

Brian Glover has muttonchops

by supplecheeks May 21, 2007