mutton carved as lamb

a mature female recidivist of major cosmetic surgery

from a distance she could be a young sister but up close she's a ghoulish granny, a classic mutton carved as lamb.

by Ned Stoat December 1, 2013

Mutton Mangler

A person who fucks sheep;

A New Zealand Physician

The captain is a real Mutton Mangler

by DocJay March 8, 2008

Mutton Machete

Penis.

See that bird over there. She's a horny bitch..I am going to fuck her with my mutton machete tonight when it's rock hard

by Course Work January 11, 2012

Mutton cock

Wide shiny greasy dick like a bit of fat lamb Kebab

Josh got kegged man he had a proper Mutton Cock

by Big Chungus PIG June 21, 2021

mutton repeater

loading the chamber. to have a sly 5-knuckle shuffle half an hour before having a bird round and getting to the point of custard without blowing your stack. Then when she gets it.... man does she get it, both barrels if you will!

I banged the shit out of her last night, she got a mutton repeater in the face, her dry cleaning bill is enormous

by scousegaz December 8, 2009

Mutton Busting

Riding a sheep; like bull riding but with a sheep.

“Hey do you want to go to the petting zoo? People will be riding sheep, Mutton Busting.”

by Mutton Busting October 3, 2017

Mutton Bust

To make the "Bahh" noise typical of a sheep while you are achieving an orgasm.

"I mutton busted all over her face last night. She had no idea why I was 'bahhing' but she didn't seem to care."

by Anthony Pantsonme February 4, 2010