Musterbate

(verb) To think you "must" do something without any choice when in all reality you have the choice to do or not do it.

"I musterbate about having to go to work to be able to pay my light bill."

by Che39 October 4, 2011

Musters

The congestion of LA traffic, due to all the cars heading to the 405, making traffic, untill after the 405 entrances!

often sung with a little mock jingle, "we all must go to the 405, the 405"

"ugh look at thoes musters, were never going to be on time"

by Bmamma February 5, 2010

Mustle

Mustle or to mustle someone, you spit in your partners anus and stir your finger around until the saliva has gotten brown. Then you suck that out fast as hell and swallow it.

-Jenna had me mustle her yesterday, it wasn't as bad as I thought.

-Jenna and me was mustling yesterday, it wasn't as bad as I thought. (You could also replace "mustling" with just "musting" in this sentence.)

-I mustled Jenna yesterday it wasn't as bad as I thought. (You could also replace "mustled" with just "musted" in this sentence.)

by Herpulez January 6, 2014

musclerexia

A disease carried by a dude who is addicted to "beefing up"; frequently says things like "My arms are SO small", "I need to go to the gym", and "I think I'm gonna do steroids". Psychological impairment causes him to see small, wimpy dude when he looks in the mirror, and constantly self abase. Male version of the common disease anorexia.

Noah's friends became worried when he became socially withdrawn and spent all his time lifting weights. They thought about staging an intervention for Musclerexia

by chaboodle March 19, 2010

mostler

More than a normal amount or level

I love you mostler

by Allthenewwords May 19, 2022

Minnesota Muster

Group sex in the northern tier states during the dead of winter. Possibly the only way to kill time when it's too cold to be outside.

We're all going to Minnesota Muster at Larry and Sharon's house. Last time we went, my driveway froze over and Tulip got pregnant.

by RedRedRed Red June 16, 2016

max mustermann

A German name used in examples of all kind (e.g. on creditcard ads or empty forms).
Also used as an anonymous nickname on various internet plattforms.

This is an example-sentence written by Max Mustermann.

by the real Max Mustermann March 2, 2020