mutching

Not attending school.

Let's go Mutching today

by *Dan* November 25, 2007

Mustachio

A mofo that has a mustach as big as his head.

hairy naaaaaaaz also simon

by mario November 10, 2003

Mustashing

(Verb.) An act of stashing food or crumbs in your mustache, whether it is conscious or not.

*Heinrich Himmler and Adolf Hitler is enjoying a fine meal*

-Adolf Hitler: This is good food, ja?
-Heinrich Himmler: Ja, you have some crumbs in your mustache.
-Adolf Hitler: I am mustashing it for later, sie verdammter Idiot!!!

*Ned and Todd Flanders enjoying a meal*

-Todd: Dad, you have something in your mustache.
-Ned: Oh, I'm diddily saving it for later, son! It's called mustashing.

by Mr_Wagner July 28, 2012

Mustanging

Fishtailing uncontrollably is a rear wheel drive car

“Look at that retard mustanging”

by EEEEEE47 May 1, 2021

Mustachio

A mustache in which the end curl upward and for an O. This mustache is commonly seen in western

Yo, did you see that dude's mustachio?

by labeario November 24, 2009

Mustachio Gentlemen

a middle aged man (usually an Italian man) that has a large mustache, slicked back hair, burlesquing chest hair, and usually wearing a gold chain and/or sunglasses. A mustachio loves old rock and roll, once wanted to own a trans am like a bad ass and has always wanted to go to a The Who concert.

the mustachio gentlemen has jet black slicked hair and is singing teenage wasteland

by Mikey Cheeks June 19, 2006

mustachiraffe

The creature that is created when a Mathena is cross-bred with that a giraffe. This creature holds great power and can stop menstrual cycles in women. The mustachiraffe's power and well-being lies within its uncanny mustache; without it, it is useless. The Jeffasaurus Rex is a similar being, but it is not quite as powerful.

That mustachiraffe has made me experience pre-menopausal symptoms and it has an impeccable affectation for groomed facial hair.

by Q. Valintyne January 6, 2012