a middle aged man (usually an Italian man) that has a large mustache, slicked back hair, burlesquing chest hair, and usually wearing a gold chain and/or sunglasses. A mustachio loves old rock and roll, once wanted to own a trans am like a bad ass and has always wanted to go to a The Who concert.
by Mikey Cheeks June 19, 2006
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That mustachiraffe has made me experience pre-menopausal symptoms and it has an impeccable affectation for groomed facial hair.
by Q. Valintyne January 6, 2012
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Mustabhi • Mustachio • mustabshira • mustaching • mustabi • Mustabide • mustabio • Mustabir • mustabshir • Mustachi
by Tuftylettuce January 14, 2021
Get the Mustachio mug.Mustabi is an unwanted person who would never leave your side but there's bad side, as long as he's around you, he'll annoy you, mustabi is a person who is unwanted.
by the myth899 April 21, 2021
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by MustGoGo November 26, 2005
Get the queermo mustachio mug.The plural of 'mustache'. Generally refering to a group of mustached men moving in a group like a herd. Usually refered to as creepy.
by chikenwookee December 9, 2009
Get the Mustachi mug.A legendary mustache shaver. It has been said she can throw a razor blade and take a mustache clean off at 50 paces. It is also said that she travels the world in search of only the mightiest mustaches and shaves them clean.
by deez nuts42 September 8, 2010
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