dirty murphed

when a grotesque, unpleasant man by the name of murphy is drunk off his ass and has succeeded to get in the pants of one of his targets.

"DAMN did you get dirty murphed last night???!!"
"shit I may have been black out fo dat"

"Why is she is she in the hospital??"
"She got dirty murphed.....she needa get that shit checked out"

by almostdirtymurphedgurl January 3, 2013

murphed

to backend someone for overtaking you on a race track

ambrose got murphed as he went around ford cutting

by Jared73 October 28, 2005

Murphed

Getting fucked up the ass in a bush or getting shit on.

Whoa! She just got murphed!

by Rockaway Boys January 2, 2011

Murphed

The act of Murphing. Murph (the person performing the act) grabs your ass cheek and his hand wanders further forward toward where you would normally be fingered. This is an over the pants experience, he tries to penetrate you with his fingers. A Murpher usually has a girlfriend at home, another girl on his arm while the act is being performed, and you're just a third party cause. This act is usually performed in a Frat basement.

Last night at the frat house Murph Murphed me!

I was Murphed last night.

by Sammvv August 23, 2016

Murphed

To get fooled into an out-of-this-world, amazing deal. The poor fool will have problems and bills out-of-this-world.

Customer: "I have a basic phone. If I get a smartphone, will my bill stay the same?"

Sales rep: "Yea, Yea, Yea!"

That customer just got Murphed!

by redsevenx February 10, 2013

murphed

to get messed up(by someone or in something)

raul just murphed you!

by Kellington Brown March 10, 2008

MURPHED

When you're high off ecstacy pills.
for those who don't know ecstasy is an illegal drug usually taken at raves.

person 1 : are you on e ?
person 2 : yeaah man. im so murphed right now!

by ellejhay June 1, 2006