Josh murffit

A horny bisexual fuckbunny with a 2 inch dong. (rapist)

Person A: Last night I saw a f***ing Josh Murffit!!!
Person B: Oh S**t! Did you lock the doors, hide yo kids and wife, call the S. W. A. T team and pray for your life??

by tyroneniggaer March 16, 2020

Collin Muffy

A Collin Muffy is a person rated on a scale from lamon to muffy, they are most likely muffy and not lamon.

This kid is a Collin Muffy !
exapmle 2: Bro that one kid is a muffy

by Mrs. Flanigan September 23, 2020

muffy

A male buffawoof. A guy who fucks his buddy's girlfirend in the ass and admits his to next prey! plural: muffawoofeen

Eric fucked his friend Scott's girlfriend, Jessica,in the ass. Scott found out but didn't care taht his buddy was a muffy.

by vogelicious May 17, 2007

murff

The crunkest of the crunk.

Watching those fireworks from the top of the tower was murff.

by P-Dope September 15, 2004

murfy

Small, ginger homosapian twat. Around knee height and found in darkest Wishaw. Vicious when provoked but usually feminine. Usually shadowing girlfriend in order to look cool but secretly likes men. Defends territory by "singing" which will deter any animal with working ears, and some deaf.

hey murfy, stop putting your finger near my ass, i ain't into that shit!!!!!

Yeah murfy, you really hit that note good!!!

by Murfy fanclub inc. February 5, 2004

Muffy

Fishy, smelly, gross, nauseous odor of a woman's genitals/vagina

She moved out her dorm last weekend, and there is still this muffy stench in the room!

Last night I just couldn't have sex with this girl because of that muffy smell. Smelled like she went to the gym all week with the same underwear!

by Dementis11 September 14, 2010

Muffy

A slang term for a homosexual of diminutive stature, who usually is out of shape and bald. Most muffys have what is known as a "muffin top". Can usually be found in the company of small hairy creatures known as cockmonsters.

Justin: man Hugh is turning into a muffy.

Nate: yeah I saw him driving a cockmonster around the other day.

Justin: that's all the proof I need.

snitch queer homosexual butt pirate

by Me72476 June 9, 2011