The muppets

The muppets are creepy little characters built by a lonely 100 year old man. By placing the heart of a child into the chest of a stuffed frog he created kermit the leader of these muppets.
One day though, the muppets betrayed him and made him into a muppet too.

girl: hear about the muppets
boy: *looks around, snorts and crouches* yea
girl: I meant about there new movie
boy: new movie....AHHHHHH

by JustMeCrazy January 24, 2019

Muppets Treasure Island

A more modern euphamism for invite someone back for sex, usually used after going to a nice thai place in town with some drinks.

I think i am going to get some rumpy pumpy, she asked me back to hers to watch muppets treasure island.

by jimmy henson October 18, 2009

muppetteer

Someone who is a grand master in the art of muppettry.
A muppett of the highest order.

This place is like working with the three muppetteers.

by Stew March 31, 2005

muppetslayer

muppetslayer, much like a vampire slayer. a special individual who spends their time hunting muppets.

kermit, " watch out here comes the muppetslayer."

by barbidahl August 21, 2010

muppeteer

A person profficient in the art of being a complete muppet. - see muppet

I am/You are the muppeteer.

by rtm December 28, 2005

muppetism

muppetism is the practice of being baldwin, a child who looks and acts like a muppet and shits out puppeteers, whilst saying meah

the 2006 roping platoon suffers from muppetism

by rickyb2006 May 16, 2006

MOW MUPPETS

The act of shooting up noobs in paintball or a first person shooter video game.

Last weekend we went paintballing and it was total mow muppets

by Stevo! December 8, 2006