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ass mungler

A man who tries to "accidentally" jam his dick in his girlfriends ass who is clearly not into anal. A derivative of hamburglar, except it applies to ass. An ass stealer, in short.
Dude, Jane slapped the shit out of RJ last night and then broke up with him. That lazy eyed ass mungler tried to jam in his 3" cock in her bong hole one too many times.
by bumble dick July 12, 2010
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Team Munted

Team Munted- Is a group of bad ass individuals who generally fucks shit up. If you are apart of Team Munted you are probably a wakeboarder and bang numerous sluts. To become a member you have to go thru a series of getting Munted in general
Oh my gosh, Did he eat that chick out for an hour in the back of my truck and not get laid?

Yeah that's why he is part of Team Munted.

Why does he have alcohol poisening?

He just won his first wakeboard pro tour stop and got fucked up with team munted.
by The Munted Cowboy July 19, 2012
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Munted Cunt

Generally an ugly person but when it goes to the extent where you fear to see the person we call them munted this can also include being short/ugly and also other fucked up features about a person such as a fucked voice and massive ego for ones munted nature.
Did you see that guy at the bar hitting on Lindsey, yeah mate thats Fizz he is such a munted cunt.
by RØcky November 18, 2011
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muntress

Australian slang. A matress which someone has munted (vomited) on. Muntress can also include sweat, piss and pool water.
Omg, Em just munted on that matress!
Someone put that muntress outside, it reeks!
by M-ASS O-Camp07 December 14, 2008
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munglefluff

"a dirty, thundering, ass clapping fart that is muted by/through a blanket, pillow, or chair (be it office chair, car seat, couch or recliner)"

Can also be short formed to mungle.
You didn't hear that did you?

No.

Wait for the smell cause I just destroyed my chair with a munglefluff.
by mkspeck June 12, 2011
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MANTLERS

The breast's of a transvestite. A male portraying a female that has breast.
Look at the mantlers on that tranny
by Pork830 August 30, 2022
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The Munter Mash

1. A group of particularly ugly women. 2. A collection of unattractive females often seen together, or working together for a common goal. See Muntville Mafia, Minger Zoo and Club Munterville. Inspired by the popular song 'Monster Mash' by Pickett and Capizzi.
I was working in the lab late one night, when my eyes beheld an eerie sight. For the munters, from their slabs, began to rise. And suddenly to my surprise, they did the mash. They did The Munter Mash.
by Imagine Sys March 13, 2008
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