Mumphlin

Is a person who works at a bar and comes home to order pizza at 7pm and drink two bottle of Beringer wine that has the taste as if the person had vomit in there mouth and then they will try to get the person to do stuff for them after you had explained it 5 times but they will forget and drink them selves into a oblivion and have a deranged look on there face like the cross dressing gremlin that was confused and could have been yoda in his younger days and look back and say “young I was mistakes I’ve made”

This bitch is a mumphlin and I had to get them from drinking

by Yeast infested monkey99 December 14, 2018

mumps

When your testicles get inflamed and cause sterility.

Man, that guy has the mumps!

What?! Man, his testicles must be harshly sterile and inflamed.

Yeah. Nasty.

by Pollup December 29, 2007

mumphrey

The imprint you get on your skin from tight clothes or a pillow.

Dammit, I woke up from my nap with a mumphrey on my face again!

by lbarkley September 26, 2010

mumphing

Favourite past time of your more discerning necrophile involves cutting an incision into said body and doing the unmentionable to it

That mortician's a sick bastard he's always mumphing his patients
"Yeah some might call him a mumphmaster"

by Jono - Les Cimes November 6, 2003

Mumphed

To "Mumph" is to lay out over a chair or couch/sofa in a state where you do not care what you look like, but just want to relax.

Christopher mumphed on the chair with a slice of pizza in one hand and a diet coke in the other, oblivious to the people staring at him.

by TYPE August 22, 2014

mumph kerfuffle

a severe, serious problem with no obvious solution. a quagmire.

climate change is a mumph kerfuffle

by codrakon February 2, 2022

mumphle

mumphle

a secret code word losers use to identify each other in public.

Time to go mumphle mode.

by MrBubbyG April 7, 2022