Mullad

Att visa intresse för en kvinna som senare i äktenskapet anklagar dig för våldtäkt.

Jag blev mullad av den horan i förrgår

by BLG's Kurator May 11, 2020

millard scale

The amount beers it would take to have sex with the person you are rating.

This is the reversed scale of 1-10 when rating someone's attractiveness. While on the 1-10 scale, 10 would be good, 10 on the Millard Scale would be a terrible rating. It would mean 10 beers are required to get you to sleep with that person.

(1-10 is the generic rating system, but some people can handle more, which would make 10 NOT the worst nor maximum rating.)

guy 1: she's a ten
guy 2: on the millard scale?
guy 1: I meant the generic scale, on the millard scale, she's a 0.

by kingjeremy August 17, 2008

Millard handshake

When a man takes two shots of a womans piss and rubs her shit on his face just to taste where it came from.

She looks so goddamn good I'd give her the Millard handshake!

by jerkfaced1 July 14, 2010

Millard Filmore

Single-handedly the most useless president EVER! He wasn't bad, he just did nothing. He became president after Zachery Taylor did in office, so he only had like 2 years. Even so, he is the most forgetable president in America History next to William Henry Harisson (died 1 month into office.)

How was your report of Millard Filmore?
Who the crap was Millard Filmore?

by Ron_Thornbrash July 20, 2008

millard nullings

A character from Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. A very cute invisible boy, he's usually walking around naked to investigate the bunker he's stuck in.

The movie really skipped his character, and how important he is to the story.

He is 16-17 not 12-13

random ass people: he is literally invisible, how can you even love him??
me: ... leave my millard nullings alone

by thegreasersgal September 7, 2021

mallard

A term given to gamers who die a lot in battle. Such as a mallard flying by just waiting to be shot. Someone who runs out in the open and is shot immediately.

Specifically in Halo 3 if the person dies 13 times in a 4 on 4 battle up to a 50, they are a mallard. 17 or more and you are an Uber-Mallard. It is usually required that you profess your malardry to the other teammates.

Eg., Teammate: "14 deaths are you kidding me? Say it." Mallard: "I'm a mallard.." Teammate: "Yes you are"

by The Smoke Monster February 5, 2010

Millard

A 30-50 year old pedophile currently pretending to be in middle school.

Tom) Why is that guy so old and horny?
Joe) He's probably a Millard!

by B3056 February 12, 2015