mullered

1 Broken, smashed or beaten up to the point of being visisbly altered, unusuable or non-functional.
2 Intoxicated with drink or drugs to the point of non-sensibility.
3 Resoundingly beaten in a competition of some kind.


As far as I am aware this term comes from the German footballer Gerd Muller who scored lots of goals.

I got totally mullered last night, I had loads of pills......

A bus smashed right into his car and absolutely mullered it....

We got bloody mullered at five-a-side, 10 bleedin' nill

This term probably comes from German international footballer Gerd Muller who used to destroy teams with his sizzling shots from inside or outside the penalty area....

Gerd Muller, known as "Der Bomber", is the greatest goal-scorer of the modern era. He scored an amazing 68 goals in 62 games for West Germany during the 1970s, including the win in the 1974 World Cup Final.
Gerd Muller, a stocky, powerful striker with matchless speed in the penalty area, amassed 628 goals in first class football. This included 365 goals for Bayern Munich during his 14 year career.

by james mcdonnell March 16, 2004

mullamb

A sheep that has had all of its wool sheared off except for an area on the back of its neck.

As an amusement,a lot of Alabama sheep ranchers shear their sheep in the mullamb style.

by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011

mullatopia

The colorblind world interracial couples attempt to create for their children. While it's noble in theory, it's short sighted and often ineffective. (c. 2009)

"Removed from the mullatopia of home, Sarah was crushed that most of her classmates saw her as just another Black girl."

by Sister Toldja December 30, 2009

Mellarkish

A hilarious Hunger Games/Josh Hutcherson/Jennifer Lawrence themed blog on the social media platform called Tumblr. Mellarkish has easily become a personality within the THG fandom and is known for her witty humor and sass overall. Sassy sass sass...only known within the confines of this fandom, but still noteworthy enough to recognize.

Tom: Hey, did you see what Mellarkish posted yesterday about JenLaw?

Keith: No...I'm not within the Hunger Games fandom.

Tom: Oh, you're a loser, then.

by Hey-this-is-Stina May 28, 2013

Tyler Muller

Totally a douche and a fake ginger
Yes I did indeed say FAKE ginger.
Thinks he is cool when he is clearly not.
Wants everyone to see his gold air pods

Gets in fights with 4th graders.

Tyler Muller is E :)

by This is just a joke boi November 5, 2019

Millard Fillmore

n. America’s 13th – and perhaps most obscure – President. He is so obscure, in fact, that his nickname is “The American Louis Philippe” (huh?). However, this is not to suggest that Fillmore didn’t accomplish great things (Gadsden Purchase anybody?). If one thing can be said about Millie, it’s that he was one heck of a lady’s man. So much so that he married his teacher who was two years his senior! This is not surprising since the November 2004 issue of Presidential Pricks magazine identified Fillmore as our most well-endowed former commander-in-chief (our phallically-enhanced erstwhile leader is referred to as “the tripod” in the diary of his mistress). Notwithstanding, some historians insist that his sexuality is as dubious as Lincoln’s – especially when you consider that he was obsessed with physical fitness and his favorite color was fuchsia. Millard Fillmore’s departing words were “the nourishment is palatable” (after finishing a bowl of soup). How profound.

Randy: Am I the only one who thinks that 1850-53 were the best damn years in American history?
Steve: Millard Fillmore is a load that should've been swallowed.
Randy: I’ll cut you, you gourmet coffee-sippin’ hippie!
Steve: Bring it!

by Randy Agadi September 21, 2005

Devin Millar

A musician that used to wear a fedora and be guyish and make electro house for the time, is now a drag queen-ish Tranny and makes weird hip hop and eurodance-ish music.

I listen to Devin Millar. He’s a great artist!
Uhhh.... he? Is this even him?
Yeah he changed his look!
I need to get my head checked.

by Justicewithtacosandweed November 14, 2019