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Mugwump

US: A person who remains aloof or independent, especially from party politics.

British: A politician who does not how to opposes the Brexit vote when he is truly for it.
Boris: Hey Jezza, you are a mutton-headed old mugwump

Jezza: Thank you very much.
by Viln April 27, 2017
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An ordinary or unappealingly looking woman (or man in some cases if he is short -- see Choad) who has a broad face and short dumpy body though usually endowed with larger breasts than normal. Mugwumps will also usually have short stumpy digits.
She is a very nice girl but I can't date her because she's a mugwump.
by H. Choadie January 13, 2006
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mugwumps

secrete addictive fluids from erect penis located oddly enough on their foreheads; see reptiles.
mugwumps have no liver and are nourished exclusively on sweets; "any sweets for fats?"
by dreamkurn2001 August 29, 2010
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Funkiest band in New York, known to get deep down in that ass and funk it out. Also known to be personified by a small gnome/troll/wizard like dude who just wants to chill and get funky. The Mugwump.
Goin to see Mugwump tonight? Grab your hat and your monkey, cuz its time for SooooulFunky
by One Jive Ass Turkey April 19, 2005
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A small, swamp-dwelling creature that subsists on skunk cabbage and likes to burrow. Mugwumps can be identified by the low "wumpwumpwumpwump" sound they make, and by their fear of any jumps other than little ones.
I'm making skunk cabbage flambé for dessert tonight because the mugwumps from the bog next door are coming over for dinner.
by El Wumpo June 23, 2011
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The icky stuff in ones ears. Also referred to as ear wax.
Dude...you've got some SERIOUS mugwamps in your ears!!
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One who is sexually Ambivalent, having equal attraction to both male and female sexual parners.
'Let me introduce you to someone who specialises in sexual ambivalence. He is mugwump.'
- From the movie Naked Lunch by David Cronenberg 1991.
by Dvd Slut December 27, 2003
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