muffication

Death (asphyxiation) by cunnilingus. Past tense: mufficated

Cause of death: muffication
The 23-tear-old male was found mufficated in his bedroom.

by Levee July 24, 2003

Muffocation

The inability to breathe when a lady is sitting on your face.

"Mmmmmmmm, I can't breatheeeeeeee!"

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Mustocate

(must-oh-cate)
A form of teaching by sitting on a chair browsing the internet while the class reads a book.

Hey Patrick... what did you do in history?
Nothing... we were mustocated...

by Cavey-McFat May 26, 2007

Mufficated

When you go down on a girl who is unshaven and you cannot breath due to pubic hairs up your nose.

Her bush need to be trimmed. While I was going down town the bitch almost mufficated me!

by Dill-pickle February 25, 2009

Muffcopter

A metaphor used when on the hunt for a female sexual partner.

Dave: Are you hitting the town tonight?
Bob: Yeah, we'll ride the muffcopter!
Dave: Sweeeeeeet!

by Brackets, Anus December 19, 2010

Muffcake

A very plump vagina.

Friend 1: What'd you do last night?
Friend 2: You mom's muffcake.
Friend 1: Why didn't you invite me?

by Derp McMuff March 21, 2015

suffocate

1. The lack of oxygen to the human body eventually causing death if no oxygen is given.
2. A song by groups like Finger Eleven and Cold.

1. The murderer used a plastic bag to suffocate his victim.
2. "Talk to me, can you listen to me now? Do you understand? Can you identify?" -Finger Eleven

by The Metal Mallet October 7, 2004