tennessee muffintop

V/N. The act of a male penetrating the excess fat of a BBW with his jizz lizzard. Prior urination for lube is optional.

Willy G gave Elle the greatest Tennessee muffintop that fat bitch could handle.

by notjayden69 December 9, 2013

muffintop

The apex of the muffin, not pertaining to or relating to muffin stump

I ate all of the muffintop but left that nasty old stump

by b October 14, 2003

Muffincopter

When a girl eats a muffin, and you swirl your cock in a helicopter motion while finishing on her face

I gave that chick a muffincopter last night. Some got in her eyes.

by Girriod February 28, 2011

Muffintology

A faux religion dictating humping bookbags as a sport, drawing Sharpie on your arms is art, doing stupid dances in public is cool, the crazier the outfit the better, wearing things that don't match is a fashion statement, kaleidoscopes are awesome, food rocks out loud and your mission in life is to freak people out, become a success on your own terms & not hurting too many people along the way.

Muffintology motto: Freaking the norms out is cool but the REAL challenge is to freak out the weirdos too!

by Muffin Kaleidoscope Sex Bunny January 11, 2008

muffintop

when a girl has pants on that are like 3 sizes to small and there fat hang over the edge. It really doesnt help when they wear tight shirts that hug your skin so your muffin tops hang out of the bottom.

"SICK, Look at Marks girlfriends muffintops. He must like muffins, cause thats NASTYYY."

by Izzy the Llama March 11, 2007

muffintops

The part upper part of the buttocks that are exposed when wearing low riding jeans or pants.

When these fat chicks wear pants too tight and their ass gets pushed up out the top of the waist band.

Yo, your muffintops are showing.

by Randy (muffinman) October 28, 2007

Muffintops

Excess nasty (fat rolls) hanging over one's pants in the love handle region.

"Damn look at Richard Muffintops she looks like a whore today!"

by ILoveYourMothersVagina April 24, 2008