muffin tits

Rachel Lesuer.
something hot.
and tizzite.

"oo muffin tits! whereever did you go!?"

by Cheeko December 22, 2004

muffitis

1) Contagious vaginal irritability
2) When males act like wimpy females

1) Mom, I need you to call me off of school. I seem to have a severe case of muffitis...it's spreading like rapid fire and I don't want anyone else to catch it!!!
2) Me and Dooch wanted to go to Walmart to ride the bikes, but our pussy of a friend Michael was opposed to the idea. He must have had a hint of muffitis.

by Jason March 27, 2005

Muffiniscus

1. an addict to muffins
2. a disease from eating too much muffins

1. She is the only muffiniscus in our town.
2. My friend got muffiniscus last week.

by muffinworld March 7, 2010

Muffinitis

Rare disease that causes mild to severe retardation, confusion of foods futher research is needed but is not known to be contagious. No deaths have been recorded

Shes got muffinitis because she bought apples when she was asked to bring onions

by christobal_de_florida August 3, 2010

muffintot

something you call your ex to make it less awkward when you comment on your shared "now single status" on facecheese

MR ExBoyfriend is single.

Like Comment

ExGirlfriend: "congratzzz muffintots!"

by ExGal May 7, 2011

Muffitis

Unlike what the name suggest, this is not an inflammatory condition. The term is used to refer to people who always complain and have a general negative attitude toward self and others. Verb: muffing.

He is always muffing , i think he had Muffitis.

by Muffing July 26, 2018