Blueberry muffinned

When someone, or something, bakes a whole batch of blueberry muffins just to throw them at you because you suck.

I got blueberry muffinned because, as my mother puts it, I utterly failed as a daughter :(((

by Dildo Shwagins July 7, 2021

Muffing

When you get up in the morning and your eyes are crusted shut and you know you should not go on your phone but you do it anyway.

Dude, why are you muffing at 6:00 clock in the morning.

by One off handle June 9, 2020

finger muffing

giving your friend a sneak attack with your index and middle finger up his bum hole

luke likes when it is finger muffing time

Jake: ah shit he just fingermuffed my asshole

Luke: Oh ya i did smell my fingers

by perry for president October 22, 2009

muffling

The feminine version of teabagging.

film me sarah film me!!
#muffling
#Russellhoward
jenny muffled me last night! ~ bob
no way! you're lucky ~ bill

by idudiduididddddddiamjohhnny November 15, 2018

MuffinMuggers

The #1 Reptile

Joe: I was playing online Mortal Kombat today and i lost 150-0 against a Reptile.
Brant: Must have been MuffinMuggers. Everyone knows he's #1.

by Pig Of The Hut December 8, 2012

muffdiving

the act of licking a females gential area usually one more than one female at a time

hey John my my girl wants me to go muffdiving on her and her room mates!

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

Muffling

It’s Tea-bagging but with a vagina instead

“Linda’s muffling Karen again, snapchat it woohooo”

by ZombieSpaceCat 🐰 April 11, 2019