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muffin

a delicious but awkwardly naked cupcake. muffins usually try to make up for their embarrassing lack of frosting by being filled with yummy treats like chocolate chips or blueberries. when eating a muffin, do not comment on the lack of frosting, for muffins tend to be self-conscious about this.
"I wish this muffin had frosting!"
"Shhh! You're hurting it's feelings!"
by justtakethenamealready! January 9, 2010
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muffins

Delicious personal cakes. They come in many flavors like blueberry and chocolate!
Muffins are good. I ate one.
by Coasterboi April 3, 2008
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muffin

A really good bakery item-thing. This is probally the only definition for a edible muffin. (Don't you dare say pussy!) I like to paint muffins.
I was a muffin for Halloween, and some crazy old guy tried to eat me.
by Kirug January 5, 2005
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Muffin

"Aww is muffin sad?"
by Shawna December 7, 2004
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muffin

A game consisting of a group of guys circle jerking onto a muffin which is located in the center of said circle jerk. Players compete by jerking their member until they ejaculate their "frosting" on the muffin. The last jerker to frost the muffin receives the pleasure of eating said muffin, along with all its frosty goodness.
Tom: I'm bored
Kyle: I have an idea! lets play muffin!!!
Grant: Absolutely!
by Corey Ellison March 4, 2008
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Muffination

A Muffin that can overtake a nation
Matthew: I Like Muffins

Remiz: GET READY TO GET MUFFINATION, Woops
by Muffinmanloltacos July 24, 2011
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muffin

UK: The act of oral sex upon a woman's genitalia (aka her muff).
In the 1950's & 60's there was a long standing joke about the unfortunately named children's television programme "Muffin the mule" being a sexual offence.
by Clansman April 22, 2009
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