muffinhead

An individual who has suffered misfortune of insignificant consequence. Used in a sarcastic manner to convey false sympathy.

"Oh no, I stepped in a puddle!"
"Awwwwww, muffinhead."

by Stephivia January 20, 2007

cornball muffinhead

Someone who is acting like a weirdo; clueless.

Thomas: Hey do you put the regular dish soap in the dishwasher?
Marcia: No! You cornball muffinhead!

by Stevie Pete February 22, 2011

muffinhead

a person who sticks their privates in muffin batter and cooks it on their genitalia.

Person 1: YOU MUFFINHEAD!
Person 2: I BET YOU’RE A FUCKIN MUFFINHEAD!!

by valentine69420 April 2, 2022

muffinhead

a term for a child who is swollen about the crown of the head due to domestic violence and thrashings

elmo: aww hiya muffinhead! why have you been cryin'?

by muffinhead January 10, 2008

Muffinhead

An "insult" used mostly by BHH aka Badboyhalo. Muffin in muffinhead is supposed to replace dick in dickhead

Dream : *kill BHH*
BHH : YOU MUFFINHEAD
Sapnap : lol

by ・Your local idiot・ November 19, 2021

muffinhead

One who has batter like brains, who places them in the oven only to see them rise into a hairy mess.

Dude, you had jello for brains, but now you just have hair like a fuzzy muffin.

by DUDE ET April 16, 2005

Muffinhopping

The process of pulling down your pants on the side of a road and hopping across on your ass

Yo dawg, wanna go muffinhopping today and fuck up traffic?

by the muffinhopper March 26, 2011