by samwise the cunning December 08, 2005
the name for a person who when licking a woman's vagina, enjoys pushing their entire head inside of the vaginal cavity
by fencepannel November 18, 2019
A muff diver is another word for a lesbian. It does not always refer to oral sex, it is just a derogatory term for a lesbian or someone that you are calling a lesbian to be harsh, when they are not.
'she is a muff diver'
by HappyJeans February 10, 2006
Someone who likes to indulge in the diving of the muff, usually female, but Jeff Stokes doesn't mind that...
She was a trained muff diver.
by PH March 19, 2003
by Tingles and Sweets September 02, 2004
by patches o'hoolahan July 16, 2006
where you take a large martini glass and put a shooter (shot glass) full of vodka or any kind of liquor and surround the remaining space with whipped cream then the contestant shall put there hands behind there back and MUFF DIVE! have to get through all the whipped cream and get the shooter(shot glass) with there mouth and also get a firm grip on the shot glass with there mouth and take the liquor down.
(ADD A CHERRY AT THE TOP IF DESIRED IF NOT WELL THEM MUFF ANYWAY JUST DONT USE YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(ADD A CHERRY AT THE TOP IF DESIRED IF NOT WELL THEM MUFF ANYWAY JUST DONT USE YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
want to become a MUFF DIVER?
heres a recipe use it as a drinking game
with your friends!
RECIPE
1 part Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1 part amaretto almond liqueur
1 part Irish cream
1 1/2 oz whipped cream
heres a recipe use it as a drinking game
with your friends!
RECIPE
1 part Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1 part amaretto almond liqueur
1 part Irish cream
1 1/2 oz whipped cream
by Juma Jai February 12, 2007