Muff

1. A warm, furry place to warm up your appendages. 2. My girlfriend's cat.

"She has a might nice muff in her lap."

by Anonymous December 5, 2002

Muff

An ungodly hairy cooch. A word to use instead of "douche bag" or "pussy" when insultind another individual.

STFU you muff! Fuck yourself in hell, you muff!

by G-Shizzle December 28, 2005

Muff

The act of not properly defining a word or action. The Actions or Words that cause a muff can have consequences. More of a Cincinatti term but has the same definition as "screwed up or messed up."

Usually when somebody says someone has a boyfriend or girlfriend and then does not to a friend. Causing the person who is looking for someone to be lonely for a night.

I muffed up last night

by muffer69 January 2, 2011

Muff

Back in the 90's this word meant being smacked upside the forehead when you least expect it.

Boy 1: Hey, want to see something cool?
Boy 2: Yeah.
Boy 1: Muff.
Boy 2: Ah! What you do that for?
Boy 1: HA HA HA! You walked right into that one.

by Falap January 28, 2010

Muff

This word is widely known as another word for a vagina. ALTHOUGH this definition states that the word muff is a shortened form of saying "motherfucker."

I'm fresher than a muff.

You're such a muff.

I'm tired of these muffing snakes on this muffing plane.

by SlamminMuff69 May 17, 2011

Muff

A)A Sexy Royal Scene Kid
B)Delicious Pussy

A)Queen Muff says, "Die!"

B) I beat that Muff up!

by HappyTimePrincess February 20, 2007

Muff

It is a surname. I think the name comes from Yorkshire and quite a few people from America have it as their last name!

Joanna Muff or Jonathan Muff.

by Anonymous Name April 6, 2007