A muzza is a young male, usually of southern European descent
born and raised in melbourne. Living in mostly western suburbs. They depict no sense of class, enjoy spitting and when speaking, excessively swear and use terms like "bro"
They seem to have a lack of individual thought, which spans to everything they do. They seem to walk around in a group and all of whom look familiar to the person next to them.
Fashion: They usually wear similar things to their friends and copy each other. If one person were to have a jumper they think to be "cool" they would then proceed to purchase or acquire by other means the same thing. This then continues throughout the group until all the muzzas look exactly the same or atleast 90% similar.
Their hairstyles are somewhat pathetic and again would be similar to their friends. this usually consists od a mullet and hair that is excessively straightened with a ceramic straightener (other better alternatives are not available because of financial issue or they are just ignorant of them) hair is grotesquely bleahced with stripes of blonde or a patch of blonde out of nowhere. Hair is usually spiked up to look as if they had used a tub of gel just to get one spike up. Recently discovered the existence of hair wax and clay.
FLuro colors are a must for clothing. usually so excessive that they look like a highlighter. wears trackies, hoodie (recently moved on to big jackets with furry hoods).
Recently trying to pick up on asian trends that have either gone out of popularity or existed for a good span of time.
Wears sneakers such as dunlop volleys.
Recently picked up on techno and shuffling
Education seems to not mean much to muzzas. revels in breaking the law, getting into uni does not seem to be possible at current speculation. Anything related to educational excellence or beneficial to society is considered to be uncool or lame by muzzas
born and raised in melbourne. Living in mostly western suburbs. They depict no sense of class, enjoy spitting and when speaking, excessively swear and use terms like "bro"
They seem to have a lack of individual thought, which spans to everything they do. They seem to walk around in a group and all of whom look familiar to the person next to them.
Fashion: They usually wear similar things to their friends and copy each other. If one person were to have a jumper they think to be "cool" they would then proceed to purchase or acquire by other means the same thing. This then continues throughout the group until all the muzzas look exactly the same or atleast 90% similar.
Their hairstyles are somewhat pathetic and again would be similar to their friends. this usually consists od a mullet and hair that is excessively straightened with a ceramic straightener (other better alternatives are not available because of financial issue or they are just ignorant of them) hair is grotesquely bleahced with stripes of blonde or a patch of blonde out of nowhere. Hair is usually spiked up to look as if they had used a tub of gel just to get one spike up. Recently discovered the existence of hair wax and clay.
FLuro colors are a must for clothing. usually so excessive that they look like a highlighter. wears trackies, hoodie (recently moved on to big jackets with furry hoods).
Recently trying to pick up on asian trends that have either gone out of popularity or existed for a good span of time.
Wears sneakers such as dunlop volleys.
Recently picked up on techno and shuffling
Education seems to not mean much to muzzas. revels in breaking the law, getting into uni does not seem to be possible at current speculation. Anything related to educational excellence or beneficial to society is considered to be uncool or lame by muzzas
muzzas could be seen nearly everywhere in melbourne. though there are places that many seem to be attracted to such as highpoint
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Get the mezzanine mug.A muzza is a young male, usually of southern European decent (even though they've never been there), that are born and raised Melbournians. Living in middle-class western and northern suburbs they are depicted by their cars..
Usually canary yellow VL turbos (often built by the Rajabs), VN 5 litre's, VQ Statesmans or the R33 Skyline.
Baseball caps are constantly worn alongside hair product, but to make sure they dont wreck their hair the caps sit on top of their hair (and away from the fringe). Bum-bags are a must to hold all your mobile phones (one for the bros, and one for the hoes), and also some change to spend at maccas.
They walk like they're trying to immitate a scarecrow, or like they're holding a bucket of water in each hand (with a subtle swaying motion) This is often a result of going to the gym once or twice and thinking your lats are so huge you cant put your arms straight down your side.
As soon as there's any drizzle outside muzzas call all their bros and go do some demos in your cars.. ripping it up in the wet is considered "free demos" because it doesnt bald your tires as much.
Muzzas are often highschool dropouts currently doing apprentiships, with every cent they earn going towards their cars (mostly on tires and petrol), and they end up wondering why all their bros who went to uni end up driving mercs and picking up chicks while they stick to their teeny bopper marias (which are the 13-16yr old female equivalent of a muzza) who are the only chicks who go for these guys.
Common hangouts are Bell St maccas, or any other Hungry Jacks 24hour store carpark, but the most common place (which is guarenteed to give you some pure muzzas) has got to be Chapel Street on Friday and Saturday nights. Doing constant and repetitious laps of this popular shopping strip is a must, and ensures many hours of sitting in traffic at 3am on a Saturday morning.
Usually canary yellow VL turbos (often built by the Rajabs), VN 5 litre's, VQ Statesmans or the R33 Skyline.
Baseball caps are constantly worn alongside hair product, but to make sure they dont wreck their hair the caps sit on top of their hair (and away from the fringe). Bum-bags are a must to hold all your mobile phones (one for the bros, and one for the hoes), and also some change to spend at maccas.
They walk like they're trying to immitate a scarecrow, or like they're holding a bucket of water in each hand (with a subtle swaying motion) This is often a result of going to the gym once or twice and thinking your lats are so huge you cant put your arms straight down your side.
As soon as there's any drizzle outside muzzas call all their bros and go do some demos in your cars.. ripping it up in the wet is considered "free demos" because it doesnt bald your tires as much.
Muzzas are often highschool dropouts currently doing apprentiships, with every cent they earn going towards their cars (mostly on tires and petrol), and they end up wondering why all their bros who went to uni end up driving mercs and picking up chicks while they stick to their teeny bopper marias (which are the 13-16yr old female equivalent of a muzza) who are the only chicks who go for these guys.
Common hangouts are Bell St maccas, or any other Hungry Jacks 24hour store carpark, but the most common place (which is guarenteed to give you some pure muzzas) has got to be Chapel Street on Friday and Saturday nights. Doing constant and repetitious laps of this popular shopping strip is a must, and ensures many hours of sitting in traffic at 3am on a Saturday morning.
Heading from Bell St maccas, headin to do some "Chap Laps" at 2am on a Friday, pumpin some hard tracks. Or at Williamstown beach sitting on the foreshore, in front of their cars, checkin out the chicks.
by Dupz May 13, 2005
Get the muzza mug.A young male between 14-25 either Lebo, Assyrian, greek or Turk.They are usually highschool dropouts and currently working at kebab shops or building constructions.They drive old cars such as holden VL,V6, VT,Calai, Berlina, Subaru WRX, Nissan Skyline, mitsubishi Lancer '02 with turbo & subwoofers.They wear trackies and adidas or nike, kappa, puma, reebok jumpers with dunlop volleys.Their hair is over gelled, with blonde-patches, straightened with a commando or baseball cap. Muzzas use words like omg, uleh, lan, taxed,shotgun,yep, Bro, fully sik, fully hektik, awesome, sweet, say vallah bro, Cuz, habib.They listen to hardcore Trance, RnB, Rap & Wog music.They hangout at Broady, Roxc, Fawkner maccas. Roxc, Epping & Broady Cinemas. The northern suburb train stations.They spend all their money on trackies, petrol, grand theft auto, GYM, maccas & phone credit.. They have heaps of phones each one on a different network & mostly stolen. They live in the northern suburbs and ride on public tranport for free. Also they sneak movies at cinemas.Muzzas will drive with all 4 windows down, Trance on base, the driver seat in the lowest position, cap on their head, 1 hand on the fone, eyes on female pedestrians and not making any use of the mirrors. For example they drive at 80km in 60 zone, 50km over a speedbump, run redlights, drift around at nite, do a 360 at a carpark, change lanes without signalling, drive 120km on freeways, drive on neutral and bunny hop their car, if its manual.
Person a- Did you just see that car over there?
Person b- The holden calai with the silver wheels?
Person a- Yes, that guy didnt even signal and just cut through 4 cars and went through a red light!
Person b- Yeah typical muzza!
Person b- The holden calai with the silver wheels?
Person a- Yes, that guy didnt even signal and just cut through 4 cars and went through a red light!
Person b- Yeah typical muzza!
by mooncrater October 5, 2010
Get the Muzza mug.(Australian) Melbourne slang for ethnic Australian(Lebanese,Greek Italian Serb) youths aged 15 to 25 years old who have mullet style hair cuts wear adidas and Kappa clothing hang outside mcdonalds carparks in their suped up nissan pulsars bluring music out of them and trying to look hard and impress girls,Usually trying to pick fights or bullying when nerdy kids around
Person 1:"Lets go to maccas and eat in the outside area"
Person 2:"Na to many muzzas down there"
Person 1:"I saw a group of muzzas at the carpark today"
Person 2:"What's muzzas"
Person 1:"Muzzas is those kinda guys we saw at the carpark yesterday there was like 10 of them standing around a red nissan pulsar with 2pac bluring out of it and they all where wearing nike dri fit hats had bumbags and wearing singlets"
Person 2:"Haha oh them guys so that's what muzzas are"
Person 2:"Na to many muzzas down there"
Person 1:"I saw a group of muzzas at the carpark today"
Person 2:"What's muzzas"
Person 1:"Muzzas is those kinda guys we saw at the carpark yesterday there was like 10 of them standing around a red nissan pulsar with 2pac bluring out of it and they all where wearing nike dri fit hats had bumbags and wearing singlets"
Person 2:"Haha oh them guys so that's what muzzas are"
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