mud cricket

Any girl who thinks that having a nice pair of boots and a Simply Southern shirt makes them 'country'. Will also suck off any guy with a lifted truck or SUV.

There's a huge difference between a real country girl and a mud cricket.

by crazycalwil September 14, 2019

Mud cricket

Usually a pass around between rednecks. Only likes guys with big trucks
Also known as a truck slut or a buckle bunny

That Blayne Kauffman is such a mud cricket.

by kansas redneck April 12, 2019

mud cricket

A male who wears shorts, cowboy boots, and will perform cunnilingus on anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims he's not a sex worker but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack.

Did you hear Cynthia and Jessica both had their way with Aaron last weekend at the tailgate? He's such a mud cricket, always getting banged by any woman with a lifted vehicle.

by iloveboredwalk.com May 16, 2018

Mud cricket

A rare breed of women who are country to the point that can't be turned away from

That girl is such a mud cricket.

by tadpol2013 May 30, 2016

Mississippi Mud Cricket

Act of sticking a finger in your sister's ass then using the feces cover to finger her until she closes her legs

"Did you hear Skeeter gave his sister a Mississippi Mud Cricket last night? Heard her screaming from across the trailer lot."

by Johnny Walker 777 January 11, 2022

Mud Cricket

Typically very thin (usually due to drug use,) white female, who enjoys the company of African American males.

Did you see that mud cricket walking down 14th street from the trap house this morning?

by TryThatInASmallTown November 2, 2023

Mud cricket

Better known as John Chinery a male that blows all guys with lifted trucks and cow boy boots

A male that loves trucks mud cricket

by Joelost May 8, 2020