mud cricket

Any girl who thinks that having a nice pair of boots and a Simply Southern shirt makes them 'country'. Will also suck off any guy with a lifted truck or SUV.
There's a huge difference between a real country girl and a mud cricket.
by crazycalwil September 15, 2019
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Mud cricket

Usually a pass around between rednecks. Only likes guys with big trucks
Also known as a truck slut or a buckle bunny
That Blayne Kauffman is such a mud cricket.
by kansas redneck April 13, 2019
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A male who wears shorts, cowboy boots, and will perform cunnilingus on anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims he's not a sex worker but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack.
Did you hear Cynthia and Jessica both had their way with Aaron last weekend at the tailgate? He's such a mud cricket, always getting banged by any woman with a lifted vehicle.
by iloveboredwalk.com March 26, 2018
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A rare breed of women who are country to the point that can't be turned away from
by tadpol2013 April 24, 2016
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Mississippi Mud Cricket

Act of sticking a finger in your sister's ass then using the feces cover to finger her until she closes her legs
"Did you hear Skeeter gave his sister a Mississippi Mud Cricket last night? Heard her screaming from across the trailer lot."
by Johnny Walker 777 January 11, 2022
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Better known as John Chinery a male that blows all guys with lifted trucks and cow boy boots
A male that loves trucks mud cricket
by Joelost May 08, 2020
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A softball team from Maine. Group of people that work hard and play even harder. The North Woods Outlaws bring a lot of the mud cricket out in people at their shows. Just asked them "Doesn't matter the time of day you can hear them all chirp a mile away" -NWO
The mudcrickets were playing and the crowd was going chirp chirp!! "She ain't a hoe, she just a mud cricket" - NWO
by Ardnekk August 31, 2022
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