Muchado

Some shit you call you're friends cause they dont know what it means.

A: Yooo
B: YAAAOOO BRAAA
A: YOOOO UR A FN MUCHADO BRO
B: NAH IM NOT A MUCHADO
A: NAHHHH U R BRA TRUST ME BRA U MUCHADO YO

by Grega Gee January 31, 2009

Messy Muchacho

When a Mexican amigo (lawn worker) woos you into the back of his 1992 camaro to rape you violently in the ass using gasoline as a lubricant and then proceeds to shit on your back and massage it in with his feet and/or penis in no particular order.

Patrick Swayze: So, Gertrude, what were you up to last night? You look distressed and smell of fear, gasoline, and shit.

Gertrude: Well, Patrick, I'm glad you asked. I was walking home from the gynocologist and I was feeling rather fresh. This lawn worker presented himself to me naked and dragged me into his 1992 camaro.

Patrick Swayze: Please! Go on!

Gertrude: Thanks Patrick. Well he performed a terrifying "Messy Muchacho" that left me speechless and incredibly violated.

Patrick Swayze: Would you recommend this "Messy Muchacho" that you speak so fondly of?

Gertrude: Um...Patrick, I was brutally raped. Nothing about that was fond. Why do you mock such a sensitive subject?

Patrick Swayze: Because I have nothing better to do than imagine you greased up in gasoline.

by team raunchy prostitute October 16, 2008

Muchachachino

Used to describe a female that likes cappuccinos.

Aye Muchachachino, you want a coffee?
Muchachachino, you looking fine tonight.
My baby Muchachachino.

by Gabbeh, March 28, 2012

vamos ahora, muchacho

in spanish it means we go now,(or today) boy

well the example is in the actual word but whatever...when in a hurry a spanish speaking person would say "vamos ahora, muchacho(a)!"

by naylita December 21, 2006

Muchachology

Study of muchach

"Hey dude, what's up with you these days?"

"That guy def get a degree from the Institute of Muchachology. Would explain a lot."

by Muchachee July 15, 2022

Muchacho

A young mischievous friend who shares the experience of all the dumb fun shit u did

My old muchacho. My favororite friend of all.

by Chocolatemilkshark December 25, 2017

Muchachona

N. A voluptuous pretty woman; thick, curvy.

Introduce me to that muchachona, I'm in love!

by brwneyez January 11, 2019