(mtb) mind the bong

When a bong is in a precarious position and you notice this, then announce it to the squad.

Bong is in a Precarious Position Comrade noticed this
Comrade: "hey guys, (mtb) mind the bong"
Bdiddy and Moisty: "ok mate"
Comrade: "Sound"
Moisty minds the bong (mtb)

by Moisty97 September 30, 2018

MTB Rider

Someone who has more cuts and bruises on their body than stars in the sky.

"Jeez, he looks badly injured! Oh wait, he's an MTB Rider. He won't care so we won't either.

by mtbkiddo April 10, 2022

20 mile MTB trail

A massive evacuation of the bowels, that provides a profound sense of relief.

Man, I just did a 20 mile MTB trail today and I feel great

by anais_ninja March 02, 2014

Harry MTB

Harry is the sickest mtb rider and loves running over brin. aysha and iliana usually cook him and feed him to george. he’s favourite food is lemon pickles and onion sticks. he also likes talking about ESHAYS BAHH…

WOW, Harry MTB just ran over brin!!

by slimelicker57 March 06, 2022

Harry MTB

harry likes mtbs and he likes running over brin. he likes to look at grass and sometimes aysha abs iliana cook him and feed him to george

wow, Harry MTB just ran over brin!

by slimelicker57 March 06, 2022

Mtb Joey

An inexperienced mountainbike park rider that wears way too much armor and blocks jumps

Mtb joey: "I'm a Joey, it's my first time here. I've got my squid lid and all my rental gear."

by _Patheticcat December 17, 2019

MTB

Me too Bro

Them: I really enjoyed
Me: I was just looking at that
Them: MTB

by Yo bro Its UGM September 27, 2023