ms peterson

You'll be sure to kill you're self after looking at this wrinkled prune. One sight of her eyes will make you regret your life choices after wearing black socks. With a neck like that who curtains

*me: walks into school at 8:48 wearing black socks*
*ms peterson: come with me young man*

.... Ten minutes later found dead under her desk!!! Beware keep away

by Yourdadsa_thot_ February 16, 2019

P.O.M.S

Parent. Over. My. Shoulder

Guy:so u ditching skool 2 day?
guy#2: hey p.o.m.s
Guy: so hows your report???=D

by Steven Vazquez June 19, 2008

Ms. Parks

A lesbian

Wow I knew Ms. Parks was lesbian.

by Deepoi February 13, 2018

ms de pauli

A person or teacher who puts people in a lot more trouble then what they should actually be in. She is also a bitch who hands out free internal suspensions to people even though they don't they did nothing wrong in the first place.

If u r a Ms De Pauli u hate everyone and give out homework just because u can.

by Homework Hater 101 August 29, 2015

Pontotoc, MS

One of the smallest towns located in Mississippi; a rumor mill. Major businesses include: McDonald's, WalMart, Piggly Wiggly, Save-A-Lot, Wendy's, Hardee's, Subway, Burger King. People in this town wear shoes and actually bathe. They also don't wear overalls and have more than just one tooth.

Sarah and I went to Pontotoc, MS last Friday night and went ham at Wendy's; now, the whole town is saying we are total beasts.

by lookatthestarsseehowtheyshine March 16, 2011

Ms.Porter

A bitch ass teacher with no ass what so ever. She’s racist, but doesn’t see it. She also has a blinking problem which she has to put 8 eye drops per eye.

“I got after school detention for having my hood on”
“Who’s your teacher?”
“Ms.Porter”

by BBOD.CG April 2, 2019

C M S M P M H

Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair. Reference to Xzibit's song of the same name.

I love when my chick spells out what she wants. "Oh baby, C M S M P M H!"

by fiftypour August 20, 2010