The unintentional ejaculation of a bead of seminal fluid inside ones' under garments.
Your typical ‘Mozzarella Moment’ occurs when a male comes across a fine female specimen who he finds particularly poignant. Given that the scenario does not involve prolonged sexual arousal, only a tiny bead of love-milk escapes the male, resulting in a minuscule hot mess.
The semen discharge resembles the minute drip of fresh coagulated milk that is seen escaping from fresh mozzarella when pressure is applied using a fork, or any other form of silverware.
Your typical ‘Mozzarella Moment’ occurs when a male comes across a fine female specimen who he finds particularly poignant. Given that the scenario does not involve prolonged sexual arousal, only a tiny bead of love-milk escapes the male, resulting in a minuscule hot mess.
The semen discharge resembles the minute drip of fresh coagulated milk that is seen escaping from fresh mozzarella when pressure is applied using a fork, or any other form of silverware.
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An Australian colloquialism, possibly from Melbourne.
An Australian colloquialism, possibly from Melbourne.
1. looks like I've been mozzed
2. they put the mozz on him just as he was about to win the the tournament.
2. they put the mozz on him just as he was about to win the the tournament.
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