Mozambique

Rhyming slang for “keek”

Meaning: Extremely negative, terrible, shite, bad; etc.

“These Benson and Hedges fegs are Mozambique.”

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Guy1: “How was the date last night?”

Guy2:”Bitch was bush league, total Mozambique”

by Kekistanman June 11, 2018

Mozambique Mix-Up

When you and your red wine drunk friends think Madagascar is Mozambique, creating an all encompassing term for similar snafus.

That was a classic Mozambique mix-up!

by Stephistar June 24, 2019

Mozambique

An inconspicuous way of asking someone at a drinking establishment if they have some cocaine.

"Oi mate when we going to Mozambique"

by Lich Vegas Baby November 9, 2019

Mozambique here

Mozambique here είναι ένα meme του apex legends του χαρακτήρα lifeline

Mozambique here

by Totokis May 7, 2020

mozambique crane lift

Lifting a hefty yet sagging pair of jungle tiddies using principles of physics assisted by modern mechanics.

Dawg, you finna have to mozambique crane lift them jungle tiddies booooyyyyyeeeeeeeyyy.

by YARKHAN October 28, 2020

mozambique

Weapon used in the hit battle royale game apex legends

Dude i cant rush with the mozambique, it sucks and ill get downed

by Strun strun March 29, 2021

Mozambique

English slang for cocaine.
Derived from beak.

Gaz: 'Oi, Phil, what day is it?'
Phil: 'It's Monday.'
Gaz: 'Well, you know what that means.'
Phil: 'Certainly do. Mozam-'
Gaz: 'That's right. Mozam Mondays.'
Phil: 'I'll ring the Delia and get a couple grams of the old Mozambique in for us then.'
Gaz: 'You're my best mate.'

by BadgerMcCoy November 2, 2021