Minty Mouthful

A guy puts toothpaste on his penis and a girl brushes her teeth with the guys penis. To rinse, she takes in a mouthful and spits

How was the minty mouthful last night?

by Delabot October 3, 2019

Anus Mouthus

A pseudo-Latin expression. It's an alternate way to refer to the young girls (and sadly now more and more boys as well) all over the internet who are going the duck face on the Facebook or MySpace pics.

-Have you seen Jenna's new Facebook pic?
-Yeh, she totally looks like an Anus Mouthus...

by pesharpe June 9, 2011

mouthfish

an unexplained phenomenon spreading slowly though the internet in which members of dating sites, who refuse to use the site for its intended purpose, post pictures of themselves with a fish photoshopped into their mouths. This phenomenon was started by OKCupid user wryx10.

"Why is there a fish in your mouth?"

"My mouthfish is under no pbligation to explain itself to you."

by yoovie January 28, 2009

mouthausen

Slightly incoherent verbal abuse accompanied by mild violence. Generally encouraged by alcoholic beverages and testosterone.

Don't be mouthausen in the pool, I'll beat your ass with this noodle...shit, I got water in my beer.

by Effing Michael November 20, 2006

Mouthfunctioning

When your someone is nagging or whining too much.

Jeff: I wanna talk to her but idk.....

Jim: Damn Jeff quit your mouthfunctioning and just do it!

by bitchwithnoass October 3, 2008

michigan mouthfull

When the male ejaculates during or at completion of a sexual act then takes the handful of cum and puts it over the womans mouth and holds it there.

Tom gave that girl a michigan mouthfull after he tapped that the other night.

by Michigan Mouthfull November 19, 2006

mouthful of coq

1)Oral sex.

2)A positive outweighing possible negative personality traits of a potential female sexual partner, eg "She can't be annoying with a mouthful of coq!".

3) The punchline to the joke "What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin?"

James: "Lauren! Stop being so sexually repressed!"
TJ: "She can't be sexually repressed with a..."
Everyone: "Mouthful of coq!"

by Elmsters June 13, 2005