methface

Someone who is so ugly that their facial attributes can be related to those of someone who is addicted to crystal meth.

"Sup methface?"

OR

"Have you seen Sharon lately? She looks like a total methface."

by ashhh April 21, 2007

mouthrape

The act of inserting your tongue into a person's mouth without giving them any warning.

*splurch* *smooch* *splip*
Girl: You totally just mouthraped me!!!
Boy: Yep. 8D

by This is my pseudonym. March 15, 2009

mouthfeeding

The act of lipping a fork and then feeding your subordinates

I’m currently Mouthfeeding my son

by Mpk320 May 9, 2018

mouthfeel

For women: the interesting taste and feel of a penis while performing fellatio.

For men: the interesting taste and feel of a vagina while performing cunnilingus.

Often used by sex connoisseurs.

1) After performing fellatio on several men last night, Cara came down to the conclusion that Scott's penis had the best mouthfeel.

2) After performing cunnilingus on several women last night, Brad came down to the conclusion that Rachael's vagina had the best mouthfeel.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 12, 2021

mouthrape

When someone forcefully shoves their tongue into your mouth.

I desperately tried to pull away, but she was too strong. I felt her tongue swishing around my mouth then she licked the roof of my tongue while I desperately tried to spit it out. When I was making my failing attempts, I felt saliva trickle down my throat. It was disgusting mouthrape.

by Babies porn August 25, 2013

mouthpeace

When someone is talking so much you wave the white flag and ask them to please stop

I had to mouthpeace that dude I was dying in there.

by gregtime777 July 18, 2019

Smorelston Mouthfuck

A smore with a charleston chew bar replacing the chocolate.

Oh my sweet jesus , Jenna just made me the best smorelston mouthfuck ever !

by charelston mouthfuck November 27, 2010