mousekatard

One who is new to computers and has limited or no control whatsoever over the mouse, frequently becoming frustrated by their own lack of coordination and inability to master eye-hand coordination at a level a two-year-old would have little difficulty achieving.

It's too bad about Betty. She's such a mousekatard she accidentally dragged her entire hard drive to the trash and lost her system, then got the cord tangled around her neck and suffocated.

by Gary Guthrie September 19, 2008

Mousekatool

A word used to describe the genitals of an especially mouse like person. They generally have a punchable face and wear ralph lauren boxers.

When he showed me his Mousekatool I broke up with him. They say don’t sweat the small stuff.

by JizzneyFan July 15, 2021

Mousewater

Water (usually warm) that has had one or more dead mice floating in it for several days/weeks. Can also be used as an adjective to describe anything unfavorable.

Use 1: Dude, C-Boy just drank that Mousewater!!!

Use 2: That test was Mousewater.

by Grahamish April 29, 2011

mousecat

A wild animal that roams the land, usually in the Chicago area. Also an expression when something is as ridiculous or unstoppable as said animal.

That dude's unstoppable, he could probably eat a bear. Mousecat.

by T Fox July 31, 2008

mousewriting

handwriting with a mouse on a computer (individual to each person, as with handwriting)

Hazel: how did you know it was me?
Ben: i recognised your mousewriting

by Benguin August 5, 2008

mousewriting

One's ability to write words using a mouse. A modern version of handwriting.

I can't read what you scrawled in the corner of this picture. You need to work on your mousewriting.

by CrashMD September 29, 2008

mouseitis

The condition resulting from using a mouse for so long, so often that your fingers and hand become numb, sore and even raw.

Awww, man, I've got mouseitis so bad I can barely do anything else with my right hand anymore.

by Crazy Mazy December 5, 2013