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morning glory

Your cock, when he is standing up straight and tall and proud as you wake up.
She was so glad to see me wake with an impressive morning glory that she exclaimed, "Wow! Your cock is really HUGE!."
morning glory by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019

Morning Glory

The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on their face.
"Dude, my roommate slept in and didn't give me a ride to work, so I have him a Morning Glory. For some reason, he's really pissed at me right now."
Morning Glory by 1-uptheguy April 9, 2009

Morning Glory

Wait until an unsuspecting fool falls asleep with their mouth open. In the early morning hours - rip your underwear off, place your asshole flush against their open mouth, and fart as hard as you can.

This will usually result in the victim violently coughing, and having intense diarrhea.
Today I performed the old Morning Glory prank. My roommate Todd was coughing and shitting himself all day. What an idiot.

Yesterday, I tried pulling of the ol' Morning Glory trick, but my friends mom caught me ripping my underwear off and told me to go home.
Morning Glory by Bulbous Jack H December 27, 2011

morning glory

Waking up with an erection and a huge need to pee.
"Dude, I hate morning glories, I am trying to sleep, I wake up one sec and I've got a huge fucking boner and need to pee."

morning glory

(noun)early-morning hard-on (erection) brought on by a full bladder and awakening with sex-related thoughts or from a sexual dream.
I enjoyed my morning glory by fingering myself for a moment,lubricating my cockhead with some spittle,then gently rolling her over and mounting her while she was still asleep.
morning glory by Jake January 20, 2004

Morning glory

When you wake up. Look down. Realise you got some fat bulge. #erection #forthegang
Keith - Yo Jusdog, I had morning glory today.
Jusdog - OK.
Morning glory by Dangli Wang October 17, 2018