Instead of waking up to "good morning". You find yourself waking up to your morning grieving and mourning the recent loss of someone you love (death, relationship, fall out, seperation).
Janny: Good MORNING BFF!
Car: .. oh.. (lathergic aura) morning -_-
Janny: OMG, you are still depressed over the break up?
Car: Yes, so.. good MOURNING to me.
Janny: ...... I gotta go...
Car: .. oh.. (lathergic aura) morning -_-
Janny: OMG, you are still depressed over the break up?
Car: Yes, so.. good MOURNING to me.
Janny: ...... I gotta go...
by Car Sun- October 26, 2011
Get the Good Mourning mug.When you're afraid of getting sexually aroused for a short period of time after one of your close relatives passed away because you think they're watching over you from heaven.
Guy: Dude, I saw some wicked porn last night, but ever since gammy passed away, I've had sever Mourning Wood..
Dude: You mean like when you wake up?
Guy: No... Look it up on urban dictionary dumbass
Dude: You mean like when you wake up?
Guy: No... Look it up on urban dictionary dumbass
by Acronomicon March 18, 2014
Get the Mourning Wood mug.A Mexican Mourning is the painful feeling and diarrhea you have when you wake up the next morning from a Mexican Dinner. Its a cultural sfacklefest! (Sfackle - The art of projecting feces with the aid of a fart, a fart spackle).
I was totally having a wet dream when I was abruptly awoken by a Mexican Mourning!
One morning in Cancun, i drank tap water and in 5 minutes i had a Mexican Mourning knocking at my sphincter...
Lucky, one of the 2 GIRLS didnt have Mexican for dinner before playing with the cup...(Mexican mourning would have made that video anti-viral)
One morning in Cancun, i drank tap water and in 5 minutes i had a Mexican Mourning knocking at my sphincter...
Lucky, one of the 2 GIRLS didnt have Mexican for dinner before playing with the cup...(Mexican mourning would have made that video anti-viral)
by PhysiksMIA February 24, 2010
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Bryan: Hey where is Ayah?
Jeremy: Oh she is at her house watching some mourn porn, Keith Stone really did dump her hard.
Jeremy: Oh she is at her house watching some mourn porn, Keith Stone really did dump her hard.
by BML0322 February 19, 2011
Get the mourn porn mug.Following a break up, the mourning period is a phase of time where neither party is sexually active with another person. They also may not go on dates with other people. This allows time for both parties to reflect and recuperate upon their breakup. Normally this period of time is three weeks.
Boy 1: She showed no respect for the mourning period, she was fucking another guy before the week was out.
Boy 2: What a slut
Boy 2: What a slut
by howmayiserve June 29, 2016
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Get the Mourning Glory mug.A mourning shoey (not to be confused with a “morning shoey”) is a shoey undertaken with deep solemnity and commiseration. It is often completed during the World Cup, but can also be completed at other times.
Hugo: “We’re gonna miss James.”
James: *dead*
Winston: *slowly raises a beer-filled Nike Air Max* “I guess today is a mourning shoey kinda day.”
James: *dead*
Winston: *slowly raises a beer-filled Nike Air Max* “I guess today is a mourning shoey kinda day.”
by TheOfficialOxfordDictionary July 6, 2018
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