mondAIDS

An immune deficiency that manifests on Monday's causing the sufferer to miss work.

He didn't come in today it must be his mondAIDS.

by pathgirl February 21, 2009

Tit Monday

The first truly warm day of spring on which women often get over-eager about not wearing clothes.

N.B. Tit Monday does not necessarily always fall on a Monday

After weeks of 30 - 40 degree weather, this Friday will will have a high of 65, making it Tit Monday.

by smaker May 26, 2018

Momday

A day devoted once a week to hot mothers.

George: "Hey Ralph, are you working tomorrow?"

Ralph: "Heck no! It's Momday, and I'm hooking up with Debra"

by terminal2 February 5, 2008

Monday Morning Meltdown

a condition were one completely melts down at work after a long alcohol and drug filled weekend, usually triggered from a loss of a favorite sporting team. symptoms include but are not limited to, showing up late for work, being completely distraught and unproductive, excessive ranting about the prior game at hand, this individual may be very argumentative, maybe very sweaty, obsession will be obvious when discussing such sporting event, other signs include drinking large amounts of Gatorade, and also a long early morning coffee break. at this time the individual may appear to be coming down. Don't be fooled, the next round of symptoms are about to set in, they include multiple shit brakes at the porter potty, excessive vehicle searches, (one may not ever actually know what may be being looked for), also multiple meaningless phone calls may be in place, followed by lots of back and forth pacing for no reason at all, with random snack hours such as hole bags of potato chips or pretzels, the best way to combat this individual is to make it appear that you yourself are actually the problem. never confront with face to face altercation

Look out the birds lost there's going to be a Monday morning meltdown.

The tragedy find a monday morning meltdown is that jose is the real victem here.

by 7mary3 September 28, 2014

Modasser

The cutest human being out there. He loves and cares for people out of the goodness of his heart. Really knows how to cheer people up. Makes really bad dad jokes but his looks make up for it. He always feels like home when you’re with him and knows how to comfort you when you feel lost. Best person to know out there. Modassers are one of a kind!!

Person 1: “Who is that cutie over there?”
Person 2: “That’s Modasser, duh.”

by pizzalover4501 May 4, 2020

Lemon Monday

The poor sour look on co-workers faces (as if sucking a lemon) when something or someone has ruined their day. This condition is highly infectious and seems to be more common on Mondays but there is also a high incidence of Lemon Wednesdays especially in the cold dark days of winter.

After observing several employees with this condition, the manager will exclaim, "well it's official, today is Lemon Monday, feel free to express yourself accordingly".

by deadcalm2010 December 1, 2010

Monday

The day kids dread going back to the hell hole called school

Tomorrows Monday!
Nooooo not the hell hole!}

by Levi........ January 19, 2019