Motley Crue 

This most energetic 80's rock band totally changed hair-metal. A true renaissance band since the Beatles.
This band won crowds with thier mixed blues/metal rifts and their "gangster"/"druggy" lyrics. A favorite would be "Dr. Feelgood"
Just to throw in my personal opinion, (which I hardly ever do) a favorite of mine is "Saints of Los Angeles".

Billy: "Dude, you goin' to that Motley Crue consert this weekend?"
Brad: "Of course, anybody who wouldn't is a total tool."
Billy: "Oh...uh.."
Brad: "What is it?"
Billy: "I uh..couldn't afford tickets this time..so I can't go."
Brad: "Hmph. Tool. Nah, just kiddin' buddy."

Motley Crue by 7-String February 15, 2010

motley crue 

Other than nickleback and bon jovi Motley crue is possibly the worst band ever. They almost destroyed the genre of heavy metal with their poser hair and horrible music. They employ some sort of mind control device to make people like them despite their awful music.

Me and my girlfriend went to a Motley Crue concert and almost died

motley crue by Dr. Jinkle March 28, 2010

Motley crue 

lame-ass 80's hair metal band, guitar and drums are decent, but the bass is lame, boring lyrics all about the same damn thing. (sex,drugs,tattoos,porn etc) Often admired by cookie cutter scene girls who think that motley crue is "teh best old skool band eva" just because prominent scene band Halifax did their own version of motley crue's "kickstart my heart" into "our revolution" or some anarchist crap like that.

Is there really one needed? Motley crue blows coconuts.

Motley crue by Marc. O January 8, 2009

Motley Crue 

Vince Neil drove fast in his car hit and killed another rock star.

Tommy Lee got the hep C
so does his ex-wife Pamela Lee
they made a porn viddy
it showed Tommy boy's pee pee

Mick Mars looks like the devil's scrotum.

Nikki Sixx looks like a bitch.

Motley Crue once shot up whiskey cause they couldn't get a fix.

Motley Crue by THE END March 10, 2005

motley crue 

a bunch of hair band homos that wore makeup, had no real insight in their songs, and thought they were really bad ass cause everyone said they were...

"motley crue cant even touch real 80's bands like priest, maiden, and metallica. i wish they'd shut up and retire already!"

motley crue by prot April 23, 2006

Motley Crue 

A small piece of particularly dirty faecal matter, usually wearing make up and girly scarves.

I'll have to wipe my shoe on the grass as I just stepped in a Motley Crue.

Motley Crue by Lemmy March 22, 2005

motley crue 

Anagram for "My toe ulcer."

Jerry G: Isn't that interesting, Carlos?
Carlos: No.

motley crue by Jerry the Gerbilizer March 15, 2005