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Mothball

To put into storage. Usually long term.
The car has been mothballed for the last 20 years.
by MobsterOO7 December 30, 2009
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mothafucking snakes

A rare breed of snakes, whose natural habitat is that of a plane. Shown extensivly in the movie snakes on a plane
"I'm tired of these mothafucking snakes on this mothafucking plane!" - Samuel L. Jackson
by me!?! October 15, 2006
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Mothafucka Jones

A character from the movie, Horrible Bosses, played by Jamie Foxx. Helps the 3 people who are trying to kill their bosses.
Dean MothaFucka Jones: I think I can help you boys.
Kurt Buckman: Are you a businessman?
Dean 'MF' Jones: Mother Fucker Jones.
Dale Arbus: Your first name is Mother Fucker?
Dean 'MF' Jones: My real name is Dean.
Nick Hendricks: Dean Jones, that's the same name of the actor in Herbie and the Love Bug.
Kurt Buckman: Yeah he probably doesn't even know that is.
Dean 'MF' Jones: I know who he is bitch. I can't walk around this fucking neighborhood with that Disney-ass name.
by LongJohnSilver1122 July 31, 2013
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MODTHRAX

MODTHRAX: An AFFLICTION that causes infected party to MODIFY INATIMATE OBJECTS, to give said intimate object CHARACTER/ PERSONALITY.

COMMONLY AFFLICTED PARTIES: GEARHEADS.

AFFLICTION CYCLES/FLARE UPS: the afflicted party is exposed to a new, unaltered product of any type, however primarily related to VEHICLES. The AFFLICTED party is COMPELLED to begin MODIFICATIONS/ IMPROVEMENTS of product IN ANY FORM OR FASHION. As a project approaches completion, WITHDRAWL SYMPTOMS are common, as SPOUSAL CREDIT CARD REVIEWS BEGIN.

OTHER AFFECTED PARTIES: SPOUSES/ family members/friends/coworkers: The EFFECTS of MODTHRAX are SUFFERED by non-afflicted parties in the form of VERBAL IRRITATION, as the most common start of a phrase by the afflicted party will begin: “HONEY!!!!!!!!!! hey check this out; this would be an awesome mod/ upgrade”. As such, irritation will commence SINCE PARTY IS EXPECTED TO STOP WHATEVER THEY ARE DOING TO “CHECK OUT THE COOL MOD”. modthrax is also responsible for many strained relationships among spouses, second only to money. Modthrax has also been likened to INFIDELITY, however this myth cannot be substantiated as inanimate objects do not having feelings, and spouses do.
PRIMARY SYMPTONS OF MODTHRAX:
•LATE NIGHTS SURFING VEHICLE FORUMS IN SEARCH OF ADVICE AND INFORMATION ON FREE/CHEAP MODIFICATIONS.
•CONSTANT CONVERSATION ABOUT SAID VEHICLE MODIFICATIONS TO ANYONE AVAILABLE
•PERUSING CATALOGUES & WEBSITES IN SEARCH OF PRICE AND AVAILIBILITY OF COMPONENTS
•CONSTANT DISTRACTION/ LACK OF CONCENTRATION IN REGRADS TO SPOUSAL OBLIGATIONS
•INSTRUCTIONG CHILDREN OF AFFLICATED INDIVDUAL AS TO PRPER USE AND SELECTION OF TOOLS/ PRODUCTS TO COMPLETE MODIFICATION
•ATTENDING CAR/TRUCK CLUB EVENTS/SHOWS & ENTERING SAID MODIFIED VEHICLE FOR JUDGING.
•TRYING TO JUSTIFY EXPENSE OF MODIFICATIONS TO SPOUSE AS PERFORMANCE UPGRADES TO ENHANCE/REDUCE THE MPG CONSUMPTION OF THE VEHICLE.

MODTHRAX CURES: NONE
by Gowrench December 18, 2012
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Mothman

A tall, dark, and handsome entity the public has deemed "Mothman" due to it's insect like appearance, first sighted in West Virginia, Point Pleasant in November of 1966.
I will be your Mothman if you'll be my Mothwoman.
by doomgrab January 30, 2021
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motora profissa

It's A Mexican term that indicates people who work as professional drivers, for example, bus drivers or taxi drivers.
Hernandez: "Hi pal, what's new?"
Gonzalez: "I've got a new job. I'm a motora profissa now."
Hernandez: "That's cool!"
by Arthur John November 2, 2011
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