motherload

the biggest, the best - nothing even compares to something that is the {motherload}

Why get those small breast implants, when you can get the motherload of all implants. Helps if you use the phrase "motherload of all..."

I got pelted with a motherload of potatoes.

by JillnJulie November 20, 2006

Motherload

When you ejaculate all over your ex-partner belongings everyday until she moves out of your house.

Yesterday I left a motherload all over the bitches pillow and I had to laugh when I saw her sleeping.

by Ornithorincus November 13, 2019

motherload

When you're having sex with a girl and her mom comes in, and you pull out and accidentally cum on her. (Preferrably in the eye.)

"Whoops, sorry Mrs. Anderson. I'll
bet that stings."

by FuckedYourDad September 7, 2004

motherload

A term used to describe the bounty left by the anus through defication.

"Here I sit, same as ever,
took a dump, pulled the lever.
The toilet clogged...the water flowed,
look out world, it's a motherload."

by Don January 16, 2003

Motherload

When a big clump of dried up poop is stuck in a clump of butt hairs right below the balls and just above the butthole.

Hey dude, i have this really annoying motherload im trying to get rid of, have any idea's?..

by Capptain Howdy January 9, 2009

Motherload

Where a person lays there hand flat, then the person jabs the ends of there fingers into a persons side quickly (between the armpit and the hip).

side jab
Motherload

by RipJaw May 10, 2011

Motherlode

When your mom gives you money

Dude my mom gave me 50 bucks!! I got the motherlode

by gracie1030 December 18, 2019