mother in law

the annoying "hang nail" that pisses you off and will not heal on the side your finger nail/cuticle.

OMG 2 days and this mother in law is driving me nuts!

by SexyTexan January 05, 2012

mother in law

the fattest, ugliest, meanest, most fake, evil, stinkiest thing (with chin hair) you can imagine.

If my mother in law wasn't so gross and ever got laid she might not be such a cunt.

by Splish Splash October 02, 2003

mother in law

1.Most foul, devious, manipulative, evil, premeditated, fake, smile in your face while stabbing you in the back, worst plague God has ever sent upon us...especially me.

2. The beast who bore my husband.

3. Root of all evil. Angel of Death

I would rather suck on exhaust fumes than live with my mother in law.

by Anra September 13, 2005

mother in law

Monster-in-law. See monster... no questions asked.

The monster-in-law called again...

by Psycho August 15, 2003

mother in law

She who spawned the screaming banshee from hell. Oops, sorry. That would be X-mother-in-law.

...the slime oozed from the festering pustules on my x-mother-in-law's face.

by free-at-last. September 23, 2003

mother in law

the picture of your wife in the not so remote future

by Mike Epstein November 09, 2003

Mother in Law

This term is used for defining a mother that is in law.

Man your mom is a lawyer. I guess you could say she is a mother in law.

by xXxP00nS1aY3r420xXx May 28, 2015