Motard

A person who is motivated to the point that it is retarded. Instead of just yelling answers back to upperclassmen, a motard will scream the answer back until his face turns purple. A motard will also come up with ridiculously complicated solutions to extremely simple problems.

Upperclassmen : " Fish motard, why do they call you fish motard?"

Fish motard: "SIRBECAUSEI'MMOTIVATEDTOTHEPOINTTHATIT'SRETARDEDSIR!"

by Mr. Finning(NROTC, TAMUG, '11) January 13, 2010

motard

A retarded moron/moronic retard.

What a motard.

by SND January 17, 2003

Motard

a moron and a retard combined

George bush+Hilary Duff= Motard

by Mollyness December 28, 2008

Mtarfa

Mtarfa is a small town in the north of Malta, built by the British when they colonized the island in the early 20th century. It is famous for its clock tower, as well as an ex-Royal Naval Hospital named after Bruce, who coined the term brucellosis. It is now much larger than it used to be, as most of society's scum which no longer are allowed to live in other parts of the island have been cordoned off in Mtarfa. So far, no immigrants have been moved there though. It is only a matter of time.

Sam: Have you been to Mtarfa?
Jim: No. Have you?
Sam: Nope. Perhaps we should go some time, to see all the wonderful colonial architecture.
Jim: Good idea. Best to get our vaccinations in order first, though.

by Samscicl April 26, 2009

motard

1.) A person who is more retarded than the average retard.

2.) A retard with an affinity for Spike Lee films. (See Mo'Tarded Blues)

I was talking to this Go-Tard, and he was bad, but then a Motard showed up.

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

motard

a person who is a moron/retard

your're such a motard

by kayla r June 12, 2005

motard

someone, usually a guy, that is beyond a moron, beyond a retard... he's a motard.

My childrens father is such a motard, he actually thought I would lower the amount of child support he's supposed to pay!

by Jennifer V April 27, 2007