motard

a person who is a moron/retard

your're such a motard

by kayla r May 15, 2005

motard

someone, usually a guy, that is beyond a moron, beyond a retard... he's a motard.

My childrens father is such a motard, he actually thought I would lower the amount of child support he's supposed to pay!

by Jennifer V April 19, 2007

motards

Bad freeway drivers; retarded motorists; those drivers that got drivers' licenses in Cracker Jack boxes

I was going 85 mph when this MOTARD pulled in front of me going about 40 mph.

by mlmciii March 18, 2003

Motard

Short for Supermotard, a synonym for Supermoto. This is a type of motorcycle racing that places motocross-style bikes on combination tarmac/dirt courses.

The wheel-to-wheel action of Motard racing has been very popular in Europe since the mid-80's.

by 1000RRFireblade April 08, 2006

motard

someone with retardation and is a mofo

you are a F!@$in' motard

by hillbilly Perdue and yoyo dawg sheets February 27, 2003

motard

homo retard, flaming retard

Man. Joe is a fucking Motard

by zeddaddy January 10, 2010

Motard

An annoying, boring, self-righteous mormon who likes to kill all of the fun. Usually, they were born and raised in Utah, have never lived outside of Utah and they:
-Don't drink ANY caffeine
-Have never sworn in their life
-Read their Book of Mormon twice a day
-Never miss church
-Don't watch any "R" rated movies
and they think anyone who does not follow or do what they do, is going to burn in hell. Also known as Molly-Mormons and Peter-Priesthoods.

"Hey guys we should watch a movie tonight."

"Let's watch Sweeney Todd!"

"But it's rated 'R'! That's against my religion!"

"Go read your scriptures you stupid motard..."
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"Dinner and a movie?"

"Sure!"

"Pick you up at 7 on Monday?"

"I have FHE..."

"...motard..."

by NinjaSteve June 09, 2009