hostess with the mostest

A most dedicated hostess willing to please everyone.
Also- the most groovy put out chick...

This is a groovy party and you are the hostess with the mostest.

by Avior April 10, 2005

mostitute

Word meaning "mall prostitute". Can be noun or verb. As a noun, refers to the mall prostitute herself. Blonde streaky blow-dried hair. Overly tight shirt (usually in bright easter egg colors) that exposes a fake-tanned midriff complete with sparkly navel piercing. Moving down, we discover her low-rise pants are two sizes too small, causing her fake-baked love handles to squish out over the top of her pink glitter belt. The pink thong sticks out above her low-rise pants, pulled up almost to waist-level, and serves to accentuate a large butterfly tattoo on her tailbone area. The too-small pants cause more difficulty when they act as a sausage casing for her thighs. Now she doesn't really walk-- she sort of crab-walks forward. Creak, creak, go the pants. Sometimes she will lose her balance and teeter on her Old Navy platform sandals (complete with giant plastic daisy glued to the top). Sexy, huh?
As a verb, it is used to denote the state of having one's thong underwear hanging out of one's pants, in plain view.

Noun: "Oh my god, look at that mostitute's stupid pink tube top." Verb: "I am totally mostituting. I shouldn't have bought these low-rise jeans."

by Sasha Bennet December 10, 2005

mostestest

1. the most a person can be loved.

2. the definition of most times infinity (and beyond), pi, etc. cannot be beaten.

3. how much becky loves dan.

Becky - i love you.
Dan - well, i love you most.
Becky - too bad, because i love you mostestest.

by beckyyy. June 21, 2007

mostest with the toastest

A phrase used to mock oneself, or to express sarcasm in a situation that is normally serious.

Man #1: "I am SO hungry!

Man #2: "No way! I'm the mostest with the toastest!"

Man#1: "Hah! by his use of sarcasm, I can tell that in reality, I am hungrier!"

by Mr. Squrimy June 18, 2009

Mossist

the act of being obese, yet doing nothing about it and then taking the easy way out by going through liposuction treatment.

Also, the act of taking complete control of internet access, and using it to your own advantage to play World of Warcraft all day at your job.

Bryan Moss, LSA IT TECH ADMINISTRATOR and well known Mossist.

Bryan Moss, former liposuction patient who is a Mossist.

by Vinwards January 20, 2011

Mostestestest

1. The maximum amount a person can be loved.
2. A greater amount than mostestest.

Stas - "I love you the mostestest"
Lizzy - "Well I love you the mostestestest"
Stas - "I surrender. There is nothing else I can say that will trump that."

by Themostcorrectpersonever June 2, 2016

the mostestest

1. The greatest amount you could love someone.

2. How much Ellie loves Tomas. (I win.)

I luh you the mostestest!

by elldawg millionaire December 4, 2020