piss mortar

A piss mortar is when you go to the bathroom or wherever else, and instead of aiming your gear downwards while urinating, you aim upwards so it goes way up and then down into the bowl or onto the ground. Feels good man.

"Dude, earlier I pulled off a perfect piss mortar while listening to Sting. I felt so manly."

by Peshka March 25, 2010

motarded

Socially retarded, lacking any social skill.

Dude that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.

by robbieboy74 July 24, 2008

motarded

Lacking any social skill or polish; severely gauche.

Dude, that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.

by robbieboy74 January 12, 2006

moster trucks

One of the things Walter Clements likes, the other being fire trucks.

i like fire trucks and moster trucks
walter

by anonymous6496782 February 2, 2020

Mostafa

Sexiest boy on earth known as A1 pengness

''ohhh hes so peng, hes such a mostafa.''

by Some lil kid October 16, 2018

David Mortari

A so-called "marine" from Hawaii who threw an innocent puppy off a cliff and video taped it while serving in Iraq. The video has been questioned on its authenticity. Real or fake, possessing the idea to even fake such a stunt is sick and disturbing.

David Mortari must be punished or undergo psychiatric evaluation!

by mintkid09 March 5, 2008

mosterestesterest

greater than mostester

Boy: I love you mostester
Girl: No, I love you mosterestesterest

by AbcdefghiJklmnopqrstuvwxyz9874 July 6, 2009