mossy bank

A pale moist vagina from the 20th century or before, which has not been cleansed nor penetrated in weeks. It gives off an odor that is not neccessarily unpleasing

Donna from that 70's show has a dank mossy bank.

by pileofbutts December 12, 2013

mossy cleft

a womans genitalia.

dude that hoe had a serious mossy cleft

by Sam W March 05, 2007

Mossy Sausage

Another name for the male genitalia referring to the resemblance to a lovely, mushroom tipped sausage resting idyllically in a glistening bed of curly moss.

Sara was not expecting to be so emotionally moved by gazing upon his Mossy Sausage, yet she was overcome with a feeling of majesty.

by The turd abibes March 21, 2018

mossy jaw

Southern slang term for eating out a women's vagina. Mossy pertaining to the genetailia. Jaw pertaining to your mouth.

I sure did have some good mossy jaw last night.

by Kenny G August 23, 2006

Mossy Butterfly

The female genitalia.

Damn, Heather got all drunk last night and gave up the mossy butterfly without even thinkin about it!

by Bwowmp March 16, 2009

Mossy Cottage

a big fat hairy twat.

her mossy cottage stank like a kippers fanny.

by BURKY August 18, 2003

mossy oak

THE WORLDS LARGEST HUNTING AND OUTDOOR NETWORK! "the brand that revolutionized the outdoor industry" -http://www.myspace.com/mossyoakbrandcamo

"dude what brand is your hat?"
"i wouldnt rep anything else but, MOSSY OAK!"

by hailey2008 October 04, 2008