drop the kids off at the mosque

drop the kids off at the mosque....

To take a dump.
To have a shit.
To have a Thora.
To go for an Ertha.

Wife..."Are you ready to go shopping yet love?"

Hubby..."Give us five minutes will you, i`d better drop the kids off at the mosque first"

by Dr Fox May 24, 2007

Mahabat Khan Mosque

A beautiful mosque in Peshawar, Pakistan.
Built in the 1670's. Mughal architecture.

The Mahabat Khan Mosque is a sacred place where the men of Peshawar gather and perform prayers.

by Malakand_man May 28, 2009

Gay mosque

A mosque for gay people like Musa. In such a mosque, there are gay imams that give khutbas about why homosexuality is “not haram” and how it wasn’t homosexuality that the qawn(tribe, people of) Lut were doing. This is a mosque where Musa and a man of his choice can have a gay nikah or gay wedding. In this mosque they also have gay events like gay iftars and gay eids which makes Musa happy. In this mosque, they also blast muslim nations and most Muslims for being against LGBTQXYZ, which makes Musa really happy and Musa agrees with everything they say. The mosque is also rainbow colored and the imams wear rainbow clothing.

When Musa goes to a mosque on his own, he goes to the gay mosque. And if he Wants to have a gay wedding, he has to go the gay Mosque, and his family will never go to his gay wedding, no matter the mosque, except for his Lesbian sister, Layla.

by musa is gay December 1, 2023

Hitting The Mosque

A really trendy dance move invented by j straight up mosquing uno

Damn, Clive rlly just hit the mosque. What a womaniser

( Hit the mosque the live action of hitting the mosque )

by HitTheMosque1 February 13, 2022

mosquito

a mosquito is a person who is a fuckin pest who wont leave you the fuck alone because they have no mates. The mosquito will try to chime into your group conversations and will start to cling onto one person and annoying the fuck out of them. There are two types of mosquito's (the lieutenant) which is the king of mosquitoes who will bite onto you and will never fuck off and thinks he a mates and there are regular mosquitos who are just a bad. There is only a 10% chance of you getting out of a conversation with these pests some tips to getting out are: just fucking of and run for your dear life or just fucking end yourself cause you have no chance of getting out.

hey did you just spray mortein

fuck im so itchy

i got bitten HELP!!!!!!!!

there are so many mosquito here i keep on getting bitten

by smailliw nehs September 27, 2019

Mosquita muerta

A person who pretends to be innocent, dainty, and weak (hence a dead fly), but they are actually evil backstabbers. Essentially a spanish version of a "snake in the grass." They are extremely manipulative and will have everyone fooled by their game except for the smart ones. They will usually try to make the ones who don't fall for their game look like bad people while they play the victim.

Laura had this guy so whipped. She acted like the perfect girlfriend, but behind his back she was a ho and a manipulative bitch. Laura es una mosquita muerta.

by blazinwolf September 28, 2010

Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene

Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene is a gene that is found in the beautyberry plant, especially in the American Beautyberry. Fresh, crushed leaves of American beautyberry(Callicarpa americana) helped keep biting insects away from animals and humans. Callicarpenal is the chemical that is found in the beautyberry plant that repels mosquitoes. If we genetically modify ourselves and animals such as mice, horses, mules, and donkeys with the Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene, we would produce Callicarpenal and repel mosquitoes.

I genetically modified myself with the Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene and now I don't get bitten by mosquitoes anymore. Yes! Now I produce Callicarpenal.

by HawaiianPunch1 November 16, 2021