Moses

State of everything being in its place

Oh man, i was stressing out about that test, but i got to class and its multiple choice, and everything was moses.

by Sean January 3, 2004

Moses

Pank's second favorite.

"moses! moses! MOSES!"

by hooning inc April 8, 2008

Moses

Giving somebody a moses is when you hit somebody with a sheet of paper in the testicles and their balls part each side.

"Wow, you gave me a moses!"

by Kersmith April 13, 2006

Moses

When your girl is on her period and you spread her lips

Yo I just pulled a Moses on this girl last night, parted her lips like the Red Sea

by JorJorBinks14 May 14, 2020

Moses

(to do the) Moses means:

1) To lead a people through the red sea by parting it with your own bare hands.

2) To lead part of your person into a young lady currently in her time of the month, thus parting her red sea.

Dude, Dr Andre totally did the Moses on that hildabeast!

by sexy_neuron March 21, 2009

Moses

A scraggly closet gay who gets turned on by Yoda and hipster French boys.

Guy 1: "I have to tell you something..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I'm a Moses"
Guy 2: "Oh shit! Hide all the French males"

by scragglymanchild April 21, 2017

Moses

An amazing friend. You can talk to her about anything and know it won't get repeated. Loves taking headless pictures on basketball buses.

Moses is a sweeet person

by RayRay04 March 4, 2009