Moses

When a man and a woman have sex whilst the woman is on her period and the menstruation is split into two streams over the mans penis, like moses with the red sea.

"Man, i slept with shelly last night, cept she was on and i totally did a moses over my dick"

"I just split Jenny's red sea with my little moses"

by teeebs September 15, 2009

Moses

A semi-feminin guys who loves to have a great time loves to twerk, and dance he’s extremely fit with a amazing six pack he can also be the life of the party he’s also amazing in bed so if you get him in bed just know he’ll have you screaming he’ll part that ass like he parted the red sea in the bible

damn that boys a Moses

by anynomous2023 September 29, 2021

Moses

Moses- an amazing guy who is sweet, kind and caring. Doesn’t open up easily, but is loving at heart. A keeper! ;)

Them: Oh wow, did you see him? He must be Moses!

by Pumpkin30 March 30, 2019

Moses

Moseses are the epitome of righteousness and consistency. Just like the biblical figure, Moses has a strong moral compass that distinguishes very well concepts of right and wrong. He in a sense is oftentimes the deadbeat dad of the group that is never the loudest or most entertaining but more so like the quiet pillar that represents him always being their in moments of need. Moseses are quite difficult to get to know as due to their fundamentally quiet nature don’t appear to be very easy to interact with. Over time, however, anyone who is friends with a Moses cannot help but laugh at his quiet quips and slight gestures of humor. Albeit they are the epitome of balance within a group of friends, moses are extremely inconsistent when it comes to his close relationships. Even though his actions may be influenced by his quiet nature, it leads you to appreciate the little moments and seek out ways to grow closer. When these little moments arise, you can find yourself feeling unmistakable joy and happiness. Each day, you find yourself grateful that you are fortunate enough to have someone like this in your life.

I think Moses is like the foundation of our group. Ever present and always the strongest mentally and physically.

by boualisisbad1206 April 18, 2022

Moses

Describing something as exceptionally good, exciting, or entertaining. Also is commonly used to describe good taste.

Dude the new NBA box from Taco Bell is moses.

Did you see Vince Carter last night? He scored 48 points. It was moses.

by jnichols36 February 9, 2010

moses

1. Somone who likes to eat girls out while there on there rag. derived from moses parting the "red seas"

2. a butch lesbian, aso derived from moses parting the "red seas"

"ewww.. whats that all over your face... moses!"

by Munky88 August 3, 2005

moses

a word used to describe an inhabitant of the inner west

common characteristics include
- a mother with exquisite cooking techniques (although, bel's mother will ALWAYS be superior)
- uses words not otherwise known to the english language, ie wey
- appears in public wearing odd blue glasses
- possess little to no understanding of the wonder of The Shire
- also commonly refers to self by pretentious initials
- generally has red hair ( a ranga ), but refuses to admit to existence of their genetic disorder
- one that likes to pimp in shays sunnies and an elvis belt

"hey look at that guy, he's semi attractive"
"nah, check out those glasses, he's majorly moses"

"ohmygod! check out that guy! look at his red hair!"
"yeah, i know, clearly moses..."

by rachmarty April 20, 2008