Morten Harket

Morten Harket is an old sexy man that every women desires.

MORTEN HARKET MAKES ME SO HORNY

by Righttttu February 17, 2019

odd morten

Odd Morten is the pseudonym for a bearded, burger eating slob. An "Odd Morten" is often seen driving a green peugeot, or a black Quasqai. He will eat you on sight. Dont come near him

Æg vil ha hæmbørgar i skjegget mitt, saman med odd morten

by Sondreeid November 19, 2013

Take a Morten

When a person spends all cash on cheap Eastern European vodka, gets lost and falls asleep on a sidewalk.

"I bet you will take a Morten on the next party"
"Last weekend I was so drunk, I took a Morten"

by KimKjosnes February 17, 2017

Morten Tangen

Morten Tangen is a Norwegian bitch ahh nigga. CEO of a lube an hat company. Morten got the most outrageous hairline of the 50th century. He is the defenision of an alpha male.

Christer: Damn, his hairline clapped
Hugen: Naaaw, thats my nigga Morten Tangen

by Elias Haug March 15, 2023

Morten and Ingrid

They had sex

Morten and Ingrid has lots of sex

by AlbinoNigga March 14, 2019

Evne Morten

En der ikke fatter noget

Du er bare en Evne Morten

by Kongen_ham_selv January 13, 2022

denis morten

Denis Morten is a faggot and has a really short dick. all people hate him and he is a faggot

Denis Morten has a tiny dick and isn´t allowed to play GTA5

by The-P-Man January 2, 2017