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1 definition by
KimKjosnes
Take a Morten
When a person spends all
cash
on cheap
Eastern European
vodka, gets lost and falls asleep on a
sidewalk
.
"I bet you will
take a Morten
on the next party"
"
Last weekend
I was so drunk, I took a
Morten
"
by
KimKjosnes
February 17, 2017
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