Reverse Mortgage

Paying a prostitute to fuck you in the ass with a dildo.

Sam 'What's your rate per hour for a reverse mortgage?'

by Loonlake June 29, 2013

Mortgage

The only reason you own a home.

I just closed on my mortgage. I'll be moving in to my new home next week.

by nudebuddah September 25, 2010

Second mortgage

Another way of saying "too expensive" or "I cant afford it". More commonly used amongst friends who like to blow their money on random shit.

pompous friend - Guys, lets go to the Ballet after an entire day of go karting.

working class person - Im sorry dude, Im going to have to take out a second mortgage to go, so I will pass.

by Abu B Sal October 3, 2009

mortaliles

fucking twats who like to set people on fire
Sexy beast....

"my foot is getting hot!!"

"the flaming middle finger!"

"burn, burn motherfucker!"

mortaliles

by muahahahah April 21, 2007

Mortgage Mule

A man or woman who engages in paying the mortgage too long in a bad marriage or living arrangement, and then feels taken advantage of at the end of the relationship.

Harry felt like a Mortgage Mule. He took care of his wife and family for years, then found out his wife cheated, and was just using him to pay the mortgage, so she had security and a place to sleep.

by Mamahipster December 26, 2011

mortgage underwriter

A person who evaluates and mitigates risk for financial institutions. Underwriters are often under appreciated, underpaid punching bags for loan officers, processors. Often times they also become scape goats for upper management. Underwriters are also considered the most hated and vile beings within the lending world.

After asking for further documentation, the loan officer proceeded to the office of the mortgage underwriter and beat her with the stack of documents she requested and then urinated on her.

by Ldysc January 25, 2018

mortgage eyes

Someone who is boss-eyed. One eye goes one-way and the other eye goes a different way. One eye is fixed, one is variable - hence, mortgage eyes.

Look at that cunt with the mortgage eyes...

by WaveyDavey258 April 1, 2021