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Mortal Masturbation March

The female equivalent to Destroy Dick December.
Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.
Are you ready for Mortal Masturbation March?
Hell ya
by creatorMortalMasturbationMarch November 13, 2018
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mortalled

completely blazed out of your mind drunk and/or high
I want to go out and get mortalled tonight.
by missscarlett October 24, 2008
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li mortacci tua

An italian way used to insult dead relatives. Mostly used in the centre of Italy (Rome).
Es. "Ao Robè ma li mejo mortacci tua!"
Hey Rob, li mortacci tua
by Nagasakia March 17, 2016
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Morte et Dabo

Means "Dead and Gone" from Latin to English.

Also means "Death, i will give you" from French to English.
Morte et Dabo. So he came forth and said unto me, "Son you are forsaken. Condemned for the sins that you live. I offer you forgiveness."

What a way to end the world, with false hope in a false god.
What a way to end the world, with false hope in you.
by outcamethewolves April 22, 2011
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The Mortal Instruments

An absolutely awesome series written by Cassandra Clare. It has everything! (demon fighting, canon slash, technical incest, faeries, werewolves, geeky references, etc.) The Fandom is one of the most perverted ones. We have great fanart. And a duck!
Person A:Have you read City of Bones yet?
Person B: No, I've never heard of it!
Person A: It's the first book in the Mortal Instruments series. I think you would like it!
by thepacificislander June 15, 2012
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mortar

To "sit on a mortar" is to suffer the consequences of a 'dirty bomb' detonation.
"Unfortunately Your Highness, my husband had some dodgy prawn chimichongas for lunch and has sat on a mortar, thus he will not be able to attend tea."
by bromp December 9, 2008
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Post Mortem Distress Birthing

Let me guess. You saw this on a reddit post and decided to check if it was real. Its not lol
Person 1: my mother got Post Mortem Distress Birthing
Person 2: that doesnt exist u fucking idiot
by RealXp March 26, 2022
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